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Hilarious Twitter thread about a man's eucalyptus fail in the shower | Owner an Amulet @solomonmissouri bought some eucalyptus oil cause spiritual girls said would "help with intention"

Twitter Thread: Man's Eucalyptus Experience Results In Disaster

Stuff that looks like faces and other things | slice of banana with a shape resembling the face of a dog | woman wearing a headband and sunglasses over her head looking down so that her head looks like a muppet's face

Things that Happen to Look like Other Things

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Tumblr thread about judging historical figures in modern fashion | unpretty ROYALTY_NOW_ julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping out facial reconstruction from a bust

Tumblr Thread: Reconstructed Historical Figures and How They'd Be

A collection of clever comebacks that silenced their recipients | hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. v Robot_Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest

Remarkable Retorts That Wrecked People

Tumblr thread about the funny things a person's dentist has said | filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said Well, either x-rays lied or are spontaneously creating teeth going with second one because 's way cooler."

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck

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sheriff car funny video

Man Buys Sheriff's Car, Wild Stories Ensue

Tumblr thread about the "elephant paths" people carve in parks | starfleetacademy Follow Desire paths are just best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think 'too far cut thru grass food' and others will be like 'other human have good idea follow' until there's beaten path there's perfectly acceptable sidewalks either side starfleetacademy Follow User experience Design example

Tumblr Thread: In Defense of Those Unofficial Worn Paths

People describe the various things that they are hilariously bad at | reddit post by odoms365 6h Dancing genuinely cannot coordinate my body do Reply 1 2.7k

AskReddit Thread: Things People Are Hilariously Bad At

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about kids worshipping a stuffed octopus | ralsalot not teacher (yet) but do work with students and one them had nerve look dead eye and ask why would be bad idea eat this entire marker They're 11 official-lyzzystardust An 4th grader asked high five by saying little slappy make daddy happy?"

Tumblr Post: Kids Worship Teacher's Stuffed Octopus

Twitter thread about a little lizard eating gardeners' pill bugs and blueberries | Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamajama So had massive infestation pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So put out beer traps (they go drink beer, they fall Then mystery occurred 8:32 PM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter iPhone lessica Ellis Replying baddestmamajama put traps our veggie bed, dug into soil. They were fact catching ZILLION pill bugs. Literally FULL BRIM by morning baddestmamajama 20h And then traps started Move. 2 13

Twitter Thread: Devious Alligator Lizard Creates Havoc In Garden

Bosses and managers describe their worst employees | probablynappingtbh 13h Not boss but there's girl work with now who is bad but not bad enough do anything about work kiosk and she's always walking out without saying or taking 30 minute breaks hang out with her friends who come visit her get customer and while taking order she'll just be standing on her phone not helping at all. Not mention she's almost 30 with two kids teenager and l'm given about twice amount hours as she is.

AskReddit Thread: Bosses And Managers' Worst Employees

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stupid reasons people wanted a divorce | reddit posted by ragnarockette 12.0k points 15 hours ago She saw him bike shorts and said she could never be sexually attracted him again.

Ridiculous Reasons People Wanted a Divorce

cringey guy claims he's famous

Man's Convinced He's Famous, Nobody Recognizes Him

Funny Twitter thread about a man's surreal McDonald's visit | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence:

Twitter Thread: Man's McDonald's Trip Reads Like A Fever Dream

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A collection of the funniest reviews that students left for teachers | helicopterpurple 12h 's two words long devil Twice got twice. Either two students left or one wanted make sure didn't miss Either way whooped out loud and showed all my friends Understand, most my scores are positive, and do care about my students think and doing right by them. But just hit funny devil Reply 319

Funniest Reviews Students Left For Teachers

A collection of ridiculous things that people had to explain to adults | Its-my-dick box 16h Jurassic Park wasn't real place wish joking. Reply 6.1k

Ridiculous Things Explained To Adults