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Man misunderstands the Ugly Duckling, and thinks that female swans aren't a thing | r/tifu JOIN u/Laziy-Beans 8h 1 TIFU by misunderstanding ugly duckling S other night out getting drink with some friends university, and some reason or another conversation turned swans. Now, as kid remember reading Ugly Duckling and some reason completely misunderstood Not lesson story or anything, but reason duckling ugly first place reason being course swan.

Man Misunderstands Ugly Duckling, Assumes Female Swans Aren't A Thing

People describe the laziest attempts at being helpful that they've ever seen | Consideration-Think 23h started choking on my water and my grandma handed tissue Reply 1 2.6k

Laziest Attempts At Being Helpful People Have Seen

Tumblr thread about the medieval weapon the lantern shield | man-who-sold-za-warudo Knight have trained all forms combat and weapons since birth cannot be bested. Some horsecock motherfucker:

Tumblr Thread: The Spikey Insanity of The Lantern Shield

funny jokes that people probably haven't heard | 2020Chapter 4.5k points 1 day ago S am Buzz Aldrin second man step on moon. Neil before .

People's Favorite Somewhat Obscure Jokes

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The Time a Student Got Their Professor's Name Incredibly Wrong

spelling fails and funny misspellings | do like paseggiliti wtf is pasgetti lol idk spell spaghtetti? yes single now | VILLAINS VOLLEYBALL VILLIANS

Times People Tried and Failed at Words

A collection of funny moments from the ridiculous world of Tinder | Lauren Yesterday 's evening s must have on my checklist have job house and car and 's must be 6ft P Report Today Hello meet all those requirements s must on my checklist have 9 months cash reserves case an emergency debt/income ratio less than 30 and put at least 20 income into tax advantaged retirement account also require C-cups or bigger | Hey, quick question? If could have one super power would be hmmmm Invisibility Wed, Jun

Totally Random, Strange, And Hilarious Tinder Gems

A collection of funny tweets from husbands about navigating marriage | Simon Holland @simoncholland look my wife's eyes she left Target makes think she is going try and save economy one trip.

Funny Tweets From Husbands About Marriage

comedian finds happiness after divorce | happiness is like squirrel

Man Tries To Be Normal And Happy After Brutal Divorce

Jurgen Klopp French translator with deep voice

Jurgen Klopp Jokes About Translator's Steamy Voice

A million dollar amusement park expects free work | Lagoon Amusement Park is at Lagoon Amusement Park. 1h· Farmington, Utah O Logson Create Lagoon Mask! Lagoon wants submit fantastic artwork our very first #maskcontest winner's mask will be locally produced and sold on park next month mask template with dimensions, please click on link below and send family-friendly artwork maskscontest@lagoonpark.com no later than July 15th!

Million Dollar Amusement Park Wants Free Work

Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills

A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

Woman tries to eat her homegrown tomatoes and ends up in a showdown with a wasp | r/tifu Join u/leahnardo 1d 1 2 4 F1 3 2 1 TIFU by not watering my tomatoes and underestimating physics M This happened about thirty minutes ago. So l've been Covid gardening since March, growing stuff seeds, and my tomatoes are monsters. Six feet high and still going. Temps have been upper 90's, so need water them twice day check their condition, note they do need water, then see an actual TOMATO OMG. Since this is

Woman Tries To Eat Homegrown Tomatoes, Gets In Showdown With Wasp

Funny things that look like butts | pumpkin with butt cheeks | tree trunk that is shaped like a buttocks

Stuff that Looks like Butts

A fun Twitter thread on broccoli worms | Sam Darlaston @samd_official Hey @Tesco about cook my favourite vegetable all time (broccoli) and after unwrapping my surprise, found caterpillars inside! They're really nice and ended up keeping one as pet and naming him. but just as heads up, some broc has c-pillars

Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Caterpillars In Broccoli, Rollercoaster Ensues

Funny times people didn't do their job | pipe spilling water out of a brick wall right onto a wooden bench | chocolate bunny wrapped in a santa claus wrapper

Wonderfully Incompetent "Not My Job" Moments

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Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'

Guy refuses to help clean apartment, roommate does all the cleaning alone under the promise that she will receive the full security deposit, guy keeps the money anyway: 'Landlord sent me a check for the return of the security deposit, which was $750'

‘You don't want me on call? You won't be able to call me’: IT worker tired of years of unpaid emergency duty while colleagues bank €500 monthly, gets instant promotion after vanishing for a weekend by switching numbers and cutting landlines

‘You don't want me on call? You won't be able to call me’: IT worker tired of years of unpaid emergency duty while colleagues bank €500 monthly, gets instant promotion after vanishing for a weekend by switching numbers and cutting landlines

Grocery store employee fired after one trial shift, then reprimanded for not showing up to their next shift: 'I didn't know I was scheduled!'

Grocery store employee fired after one trial shift, then reprimanded for not showing up to their next shift: 'I didn't know I was scheduled!'

UPDATE: Manager schedules meeting with employee during her PTO, reprimands her when she doesn't show up: 'Her boss called to chastise her for it while we were on vacation'

UPDATE: Manager schedules meeting with employee during her PTO, reprimands her when she doesn't show up: 'Her boss called to chastise her for it while we were on vacation'

Entitled mother-in-law throws tantrum after learning that her granddaughter isn't named after her: 'After all I have done for this family, you couldn’t even name one child after me?'

Entitled mother-in-law throws tantrum after learning that her granddaughter isn't named after her: 'After all I have done for this family, you couldn’t even name one child after me?'

'Don’t be that kind of neighbor!': New homeowner confronts entitled neighbor for letting guests park in his driveway, he puts up his own no parking sign

'Don’t be that kind of neighbor!': New homeowner confronts entitled neighbor for letting guests park in his driveway, he puts up his own no parking sign