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A Chef delivering food to a law firm gets hired and fired to get by the rules of the security guard | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/Ars-Torok 8 hours ago 4 day hired and fired law firm XXXL Not sure if this one belongs here, but hope enjoy anyway. So this is about five years ago worked as chef at bakery my job make everything but baked goods. Every morning Baker and would walk at about 4 am and knock out all food needed day. This would leave ready go home around 10 AM or so. This put us at

Chef Gets Hired by Law Firm to Foil Security Guard

Tumblr thread about different animals exploring during quarantine | taylorswifh third day italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so WILD BOARS ARE MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES laughing so hard

Quick Tumblr Thread Shows Random Animals Coming Into Towns During Quarantine

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Will Ferrel claims Big Chungus as his rap name

Will Ferrel Says Big Chungus

Mom tricks rude Karen into thinking she's deaf | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by 2 u/dtlove87 6 days ago 34 Are deaf? Um XL So this just happened and actually kind proud bit backstory stay with my kids during day and work nights. My husband and have opposite shifts, so can save on daycare. Because this dont usually go grocery shopping during week because can be difficult getting my kids through store My daughter sometimes has meltdowns big crowds. She doesn't have any sensory issues according her

Mom Scares Off Karen Using Sign Language

Photos of women looking pretty and then not looking pretty | two photos of a blonde woman smiling at the camera then making a funny face | pic of a pretty woman winking at the camera then taking a photo from an unflattering angle

Classy Ladies Who Can Do It Both

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funny stupid puns and wordplay | Wanted man has been stealing wheels police cars Police are working tirelessly catch him LAREDO 911 POLICE cop car without tires

Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

A collection of times that New Zealand kept it cool on social media | tweet by New Zealand Police heard elf on shelf, now get ready. cat in a police hat. Don't be guy weather changes mysterious ways but don't have Please use indicator.

New Zealand Police Keeping It Hip On Social Media

Reporter ends a news report with a yo momma joke.

A Reporter Shares What Money Can't Buy

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Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

Rare unlikely moments and coincidences that go against the odds | car stuck in electricity power lines high above the ground | woman in movie theater wearing a shirt with the same pattern being projected on the screen

Unlikely Moments that Defied the Odds

Parents share some of the funniest things that they've heard kids say | tweet by Gabby @gnsmith7 Replying jimmyfallon Olive Garden Waitress Shredding Cheese Tell want stop Kid whispering himself Never KidQuotes

Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say

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AskReddit replies to the irrational fears that people have | reddit posted by RotMGAbe 1d some toys my room would "poison" any drink left unattended turn into toy. Obviously nonsense, but still don't leave drinks there unattended.

Irrational Fears Full Of Weird That People Have

Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches

french guy excited to eat raw honey from honeycomb

French Dude Has Max Enjoyment Eating Honeycomb

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Random inedible objects that look like food | white and red rock that looks like a raw steak | large square sponge made of pink white and grey layers that make it look like a neapolitan cake

Things That Look like Good Food but Aren't

Lee Mack makes John Cleese laugh with funny joke

Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Tears