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Tim takes over National Cowboy Museum's Twitter, and comedy gold ensues | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 2d Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send 130 27 356 2,811 | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 1d This is hat and eyepatch Duke wore movie True Grit. They are part our Exhibition about 2 True Grit. Lots interesting

Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues

Tony Hawk yelling at skateboarders to do a kick flip

Tony Hawk Yelling "Do A Kickflip" At Skateboarders

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Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines

The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

Funny memes, moments and facts about history | Romulus should name this great city? Remus: Reme. Romulus sharpening spear have better idea | Say have no idea I am doing tapestry painting

Historical Memes from Before Things Were Like This

Tumblr thread explains Darth Vader from Star Wars as comically over-dramatic | sohaliatalitha okay but Vader literally turned off lights on his chest panel make an impression on Rebels whole emerging darkness by light his saber thing intentional dramatic effect drama king. Leia got away because he wasted 30 seconds scaring crap outta those poor rebel mooks.

Tumblr Describes Darth Vader as Being Way Too Extra

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Video of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost doing a version of "The Plan" from Sean of the Dead for coronavirus.

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Recreate "The Plan" for Coronavirus

A Chef delivering food to a law firm gets hired and fired to get by the rules of the security guard | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/Ars-Torok 8 hours ago 4 day hired and fired law firm XXXL Not sure if this one belongs here, but hope enjoy anyway. So this is about five years ago worked as chef at bakery my job make everything but baked goods. Every morning Baker and would walk at about 4 am and knock out all food needed day. This would leave ready go home around 10 AM or so. This put us at

Chef Gets Hired by Law Firm to Foil Security Guard

Tumblr thread about different animals exploring during quarantine | taylorswifh third day italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so WILD BOARS ARE MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES laughing so hard

Quick Tumblr Thread Shows Random Animals Coming Into Towns During Quarantine

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Will Ferrel claims Big Chungus as his rap name

Will Ferrel Says Big Chungus

Mom tricks rude Karen into thinking she's deaf | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by 2 u/dtlove87 6 days ago 34 Are deaf? Um XL So this just happened and actually kind proud bit backstory stay with my kids during day and work nights. My husband and have opposite shifts, so can save on daycare. Because this dont usually go grocery shopping during week because can be difficult getting my kids through store My daughter sometimes has meltdowns big crowds. She doesn't have any sensory issues according her

Mom Scares Off Karen Using Sign Language

Photos of women looking pretty and then not looking pretty | two photos of a blonde woman smiling at the camera then making a funny face | pic of a pretty woman winking at the camera then taking a photo from an unflattering angle

Classy Ladies Who Can Do It Both

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funny stupid puns and wordplay | Wanted man has been stealing wheels police cars Police are working tirelessly catch him LAREDO 911 POLICE cop car without tires

Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

A collection of times that New Zealand kept it cool on social media | tweet by New Zealand Police heard elf on shelf, now get ready. cat in a police hat. Don't be guy weather changes mysterious ways but don't have Please use indicator.

New Zealand Police Keeping It Hip On Social Media

Reporter ends a news report with a yo momma joke.

A Reporter Shares What Money Can't Buy

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Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

Rare unlikely moments and coincidences that go against the odds | car stuck in electricity power lines high above the ground | woman in movie theater wearing a shirt with the same pattern being projected on the screen

Unlikely Moments that Defied the Odds