There's just something about an orangutan driving a golf cart that makes life worth living. As much as James Gandolfini was compared to a gorilla in his life, we at least like to think that he'd appreciate a literal ape reprising his role in one of the most iconic title sequences ever. The Zoopranos.

Yeah, okay sure.

Getting to know someone can be tricky. You never know if they're gonna seem cool for a while and then hit you with a “oh yeah my husband is getting out of prison today and boy he's angry.” Luckily, these people were very up front with their personality faults and communicated the up front. Doesn't it make things so much more efficient when people let their true selves shine? Here are some more first date moments that made people go “screw this I'm out.”

The thing about working in the service industry is that customers seem to think they simply know better than you. It doesn't matter if the sky is getting dark or everyone else leaves the patio like rats scuttling from a sinking ship. There's a type of person who just can't be bothered by someone who they think is “below them.” And just such a thing happened here, to the satisfaction of this employee. For another run-in with Karen, here's the useless ex-manager who tried to get an ex employee to…

The legend of the silver screen, Steven Seagal, is an unforgettable monument on the mountaintop of the wasteland of cinema. He's excellent at pretending to do martial arts, and even worse at cocking a gun . Back when he used to run in movies, he had an interesting, noodly kind of thing he did with his arms that really drove home the fact that he was acting super hard about getting to wherever he was going fast.

"It's Over 9000!"

We could have spent our childhoods outside or doing things, but when “talking to girls” is competing with “converting an entire army of Persian war elephants to blue” those ladies stood as much of a chance as a men-at-arms has against a Cobra with a machine gun. Here's to all the time we spent trying to get out of the dark ages as quickly as possible. And here are some more video game memes.

Get planning that next campaign with this hearty dose of 'Dungeons and Dragons' memes.

Remember that really emotion scene from The Lion King? The one where Simba roars on the top of pride rock, and all the other lions roar back? Well a while ago someone dubbed regular people screams over the lion roars. If only the makers of the original film decided to go this route, it'd be an even bigger classic.

It's all in the title, folks. Yukon is a channel dedicated to the lives of a person's dogs and horses. This slice of life sequence features some tree kicking, dog crop dusting, and a quick getaway from the scene of the crime.

This offer is one-way only.

Yes, very nice.

It never ends.

Alright, law is weird.

Sometimes the universe just has it out for one person in particular.

"If caffeine makes me awake, more caffeine will make me the most awake. Right"