We all know someone who's reinvented socks.

There are times to fight dirty.

There's the smartness.

C'mon, think about it for like a second.

They're out there, man.

It's the small things. 37 of them, to be precise.

Serves that dude right.

Observation is key.

Good ol' sign jokes.

Every relationship has its own things.

His current lease is about to end and his righteous journey to help better the lives of renters is now about to make him homeless.

Every workplace has a story.

Look at that thing!

There's no coming back from that one.

Oh, cool bro.

“Honestly, your Honor, I'm curious to see where opposing counsel takes this—let it ride.” These are actual real life things people said in a court, read in vocal fry by a real life lawyer.