How about a math tutoring center called Quotient Tangentino.

Every moment can be a learning experience.

Enough is enough.

Every now and again the Tweeters deliver.

He was a real dude.

A better question than ‘Are you a citizen?' is ‘Are you saved?’

Oh no, the controversy!

It's dinner and a show.

Well, coulda gone worse.

Try to stand up without making a noise.

Sounds like a solid business decision.

Stupid cliff racers.

In only a few decades, video games went from being a weird sideshow of bleeps and bloops to a billion dollar industry and pastime for millions, complete with its own competitive leagues. Anyone who grew up through this time has witnessed the growth of beautiful artform only to have its wings clipped by constant microtransactions and identical sequels. Those 12-year-olds who were beating us at Halo and describing exactly what they did to our moms last night are now 26 year olds, still beating us…

It's not totally out of the realm of possibility. Santa Clause himself is known to have been the star of some freaky German fairy tails featuring pickled children and sacks of heads. So to think that the character “Jack Frost” is actually a nose-eating serial killer is sort of in line with the origins of the holiday season anyway. Throw in the fact that there are at least two Jack Frost themed horror movies starring a killer snow man, and you've got a recipe for a dark tale of almost reasonable…

Not fair.

Not a great strategy, Karen.