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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

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Funny Tumblr thread breaks down legal implications of Davy Jones' curse | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their

Tumblr Thread: Legal Rules Of Davy Jones' Infamous Curse

Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

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A collection of funny posts from the world of Tumblr | Will course be hard Don't Know Will tests be hard? Don't know But paper will be soft countercontempt 's been week and still don't have syllabus and l'm not entirely convinced my science prof has any clue 's going on | if had twin would go into crowds strangers and profess my love someone and then say "if our love isn't meant be will go back time and slap myself" and then my twin would burst and slap should do with my twin need twin

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A collection of cursed Tumblr posts. | Packaged goods - unukorn: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala550: mac and cheese mac and cheese 's an egg 's an ipad iPad | Packaged goods - kittiesinthemorning just don't understand this happened. But here's picture lemon my backyard scientificperfection EVERLOVING FUCK buttpilgrim life gives iemons MAKE SACRIFICES

The World's Most Cursed Tumblr Posts

Pizza delivery driver describes their weirdest customers | cthulhu-with--fez p igotethulhu D An Incomplete List Noteable People l've Delivered Pizzas shinxy--wonderland: tybaar s coming up on year now since got my current job as pizza delivery girl, and thought this would be good time delve into little ever- expanding "WTFPIZZA" note keep on my cell helps remember some my more, uh interesting deliveries. So without further ado and no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left lasting

Tumblr Thread: Pizza Delivery Driver's Strangest Customers

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Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

Funny tumblr posts and memes | 1 lordmeowdemort Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend purplethebunny dare make hear this with my own internal monologue. 108,737 notes >

Weird, Silly and Stupid Tumblr Gems

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A collection of funny and ridiculous gems from the world of Tumblr | Spongebob looking at sleeping Patrick about tell her missed bus my mom sleeping monsterpromlgbt than anything currently being shown off National History Museum This picture conveys more emotion | simnostalgia Fun Fact: Despite many times Sims has changed art styles, they'll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them new game. One example this is pigeon model they've been reusing and slightly changing since 2004. pizzaba

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A funny Tumblr thread points out how creepy elves' eyes are from Lord of the Rings | O colonelmagpie Theory: Nobody who writes physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence: Q2S.12 J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord Rings (volume 2, p. 32 Legolas Elf claims be able accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (yel- low) 5 leagues away on bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means nonvisual perception, or have made lucky guess 1

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers With Scary Eyes

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

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Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different

Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

Totally Random, Funny, And Bizarre Tumblr Nuggets

Tumblr user runs the math on Ice Cube's "Good Day." | hiphopfightsback.com Finding exact date day Ice Cube refers his classic song "Today Good Day hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS" Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cube's single Today Good Day released on: Feb 23 1993

Tumblr Post: Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

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Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin

Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr nuggets. | kelssiel aliens being confused by humans deal with scents human gonna have wash this blanket get rid new smell alien makes note humans prefer mark objects with familiar scents* human gotta love new car smell" alien scratches out previous note and replaces with question mark* human old books smell so good alien increasingly frustrated note taking* human mmm love new book smell alien WHY ARE LIKE THIS Source: kelssiel 56,609 notes | an

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27-year-old refuses to host entitled mother-in-law for Mother's Day after she was disrespected last time: 'I will no longer spend hours of my day for her'

27-year-old refuses to host entitled mother-in-law for Mother's Day after she was disrespected last time: 'I will no longer spend hours of my day for her'

New boss removes flexible working with "no exceptions" preventing employee from attending their cousin's wedding, employee takes all 23 days of their leave at the end of the quarter instead forcing their boss to cover for them: 'Two people quit'

New boss removes flexible working with "no exceptions" preventing employee from attending their cousin's wedding, employee takes all 23 days of their leave at the end of the quarter instead forcing their boss to cover for them: 'Two people quit'

Remote employee transforms spare bedroom into home office, in-laws who visit once a year outraged they’ve lost their guest suite: '[We] live in a 2-bedroom apartment'

Remote employee transforms spare bedroom into home office, in-laws who visit once a year outraged they’ve lost their guest suite: '[We] live in a 2-bedroom apartment'

‘Still fills me with joy and pride': Boss disrespects and underpays beloved manager, so entire staff quits on the spot and 1/4 of their business closes within a year

‘Still fills me with joy and pride': Boss disrespects and underpays beloved manager, so entire staff quits on the spot and 1/4 of their business closes within a year

23-year-old woman living with 7 roommates refuses a 25-year-old housemate’s demand that she pay extra rent just because her parents have money: ‘He started making all these jokes about me being rich and snobby, I never lied about how I grew up’

23-year-old woman living with 7 roommates refuses a 25-year-old housemate’s demand that she pay extra rent just because her parents have money: ‘He started making all these jokes about me being rich and snobby, I never lied about how I grew up’

Employee uses a paper trail to set the record straight when their petty supervisor begins to “performance manage” them out of a job: ‘I responded with facts and data. No response’

Employee uses a paper trail to set the record straight when their petty supervisor begins to “performance manage” them out of a job: ‘I responded with facts and data. No response’

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