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The world of Tumblr is a bizarre one, but there's no doubt that it'll make you laugh. Expect threads on the randomest of topics, dank memes and the occasional cringe or smh.

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr posts | worthyironman think best thing about gen z is their dedication self care and by this mean john mulaney performed at college and he took sip water crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him "hydrate before die-drate" therefor confusing an already confused man even more

Completely Random, Hilarious, And Strange Tumblr Gems

Good old Tumblr never lets us down.
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A funny Tumblr thread uses cultural stereotypes to imagine various hilarious recipes | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes

On point.
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An interesting Tumblr thread about wild overheards from a court reporter | ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are sexually active? WITNESS: No just lie there. ATTORNEY is date birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY old is son one living with WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five can't remember which. ATTORNEY long has he lived with WITNESS: Forty-five years.

Tumblr Thread: Wild Overheards From Court Reporter

Hard to believe these are actually real.
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Tumblr thread on roman fast food | extrajordinary Follow Some restaurants were fast food" variety, where customer could eat or purchase meal go Some were even designed such way customers could obtain meals without leaving their wag- ons or entering restaurant at all prototype drive-through" service. GUYS. THERE DRIVE-THROUGH ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH COST MY MASTERS HISTORY Daily Life Ancient Romans by David Matz] thatdangerous Follow *rolls up window* yeah gimme number V com

Tumblr Thread: Ancient Roman Diners Drive-Ins and Dives

There goes Gaius Furius sticking his fingers in your garum.
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A funny Tumblr thread breaks down the ridiculousness of America | pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow Do non-americans realize United States is literally just bunch countries trench coat agreed be semi-nice each other order sneak into Big Boy Club? Because let's be honest 's just USA is pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow rest world: So big country states, standing on each other's shoulders: Y- yes,,

Tumblr Thread: The USA Explained

Checks out.
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A collection of funny moments from the wild world of Tumblr | acepalindrome Follow My brother decided teach his two and half year old Mommy and Daddy have names and there is nothing funnier than seeing cranky toddler turn his mom and say 'leave alone, Meredith he only uses their names hes mad and kills every time he does 54,241 notes

Tumblr Gold Harvested From Tumblr's Rabbit Holes

Gotta keep on Tumblin.
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Funny Tumblr thread on spider bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th

Tumblr Thread: Wolf Spiders Run The Cranberry Bogs

No thank you.
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A Tumblr thread about catching a bus is legendary | ainaraoftime bus drivers who re-open their doors they see someone running towards stop are neutral good. any other kind bus driver is automatically lawful evil soaringsparrows chaotic evil bus driver who saw running stop and waited until at door close and drive away

Tumblr Thread: A Legendary Bus Catching Story

Never give up.
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Tumblr thread about hypothetical superhero named Crime Man | charlesoberonn Follow New superhero: Crime Man. He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes criminals. soft-riddler Follow Punisher does this and crime is murder charlesoberonn Follow Punisher doesn't stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. OCrime Man is more proactive than soft-riddler Follow So really mean is like totalitarian government profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which i

Tumblr Thread: Crime Man Saves The Day With Crime

Crime Man's not the average superhero.
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Fastest moving manmade object could've torn a hole in a planet | RE tilthat TIL unconfirmed record fastest moving manmade object is manhole cover propelled by nuclear detonation high-speed camera trained on lid caught only one frame moving upward before vanished-which means moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com

Tumblr Thread: Fastest Manmade Object Went Full Send

We went full send with that manhole cover.
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Tumblr thread about the funny things a person's dentist has said | filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said Well, either x-rays lied or are spontaneously creating teeth going with second one because 's way cooler."

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck

If only all dentists could be this honest.
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Tumblr post about the legend of Blendo, a very dangerous robot | Jamie Hyneman, co-host Mythbusters, created and designed robot Robot Wars named 'Blendo' with help Adam Savage. This robot so powerful tossed bits enemy competitors out arena, and damaged arena walls. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

Tumblr Thread: The Legend Of Blendo

Don't mess with Blendo.
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A collection of funny and hilarious moments from Tumblr | spillywolf If courage isn't absence fear but doing right thing regardless maybe confidence isn't absence insecurity but knowing have real worth despite 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't absence bad thoughts or impulses, but conscious choice behave according moral ideals spite them | derofeba my computer decides deny access because admin restrictions OWN avengerofdeath2 As someone who works noth

Random, Golden Moments From The World Of Tumblr

Tumblr just keeps on delivering.
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A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.

Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

Hard nope.
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Quick Tumblr thread honors the larger than life saxophones | 131-di contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument huge horns

Tumblr Thread: Larger Than Life Saxophones

That's just awesome.
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Funny Tumblr thread about the Addams Family renting out rooms to broke college students | guilty-as-battery-charged Addams Family renting out rooms their huge mansion cheaply broke college students students digging because craziness and bugs are pretty much same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants abuse and exploit.

Tumblr Thread: Addams Family Rents Rooms Out To College Students

Awesome concept.
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