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If it's just two pennies, then why not pay it instead of taking it from the tip jar? The world is full of people who are high on their own sense of moronic entitlement. There's horribly entitled bosses, awful customers, rude low-ballers and nincompoops who want to be paid to take free stuff. At least it's cathartic to know that everyone else has to deal with this stuff.

When you're already getting a thing for free, you're not in a great position to demand everyone else change what time everyone leaves and then demand a free ride. Most people are pretty understanding, but the world is full of entitled morons who think the world was made for them.

These free legal tips shouldn't come as a surprise. Honestly, if these bits of advice are anything but funny to you, there's a decent chance you're gonna find yourself in jail for a dumb reason. Sure there are dumb laws that get enforced from time to time, but lawyers see tons of crazy and dumb stuff that no right-minded person should ever find themselves experiencing.

Everybody loves free stuff. The problem with free stuff is there's really not a lot of it. These folks tried to tip the scales by going against the laws of civility demanding that free stuff from random strangers. It's enough to get you frustrated on behalf of the poor souls who had to deal with these people. For more, here are some entitled cheapskates who tried to take advantage of people.

Nothing is frustrating quite in the same way as the person who responds to your listing to sell a $300 phone and offers 20. "Twenty dollars, cash in hand" they say and you're like "Nah, I'm cool" and then they're all "I'm coming right now with the fifteen dollars" and you're like please stop this" and they're like "Please if I could get this phone for my three-year-old nephew, he has Ebola and it's his last Christmas and I have ten dollars." There's some pretty entitled people out there, like this private school that got upset a guy upgraded a charity before them.

Lurking in this world is a population of ungrateful, entitled, rude people who lack any patience or common decency. They come from all walks of life. Not only do they devalue other people's work, they'll also waste your time and be total asses about it. That said, it is kind of fun to watch them try to get a deal on a lawnmower. Check this out for more reckless cheapskates.

You can trust that L. Scott Briscoe has your back in whatever idiot-headed chicanery you find yourself "wrongly accused of." In any case, the man needs some numbers on bus benches we can call the next time we really get in deep when it's "no fault of our own." For more lawyer themed shenanigans, here are courtroom stories from a tumblr thread spotlighting how crazy it is that court reporters can keep straight faces.

It's not even the free-ness that makes this infuriating. There is certainly a lot to unpack here. From the incredible entitlement to the rampant pushiness, this mom is a lot to handle.

This person really expects all this work to be done for free. And she didn't even want the discount!

It's one thing to want something done for free, but it's something else entirely when you're a huge ass about it. These choosing beggars obviously have too much time on their hands and no understanding of when to stop. Whatever the reason for their aggressive and unasked-for behavior, it's not cool. Not cool at all. 

These folks have absolutely blistering levels of entitlement. It must be nice to be able to only think about yourself and absolutely no one else. Either way, it didn't help them here.

The audacity of these folks to waste people's time! Do they think they're being smart?

In my day, we walked up 4 flights of stairs for a fun-size 3 Musketeers bar, and we were happy god dammit. 

But seriously, these folks have no chill when it comes to asking for free stuff.

Everyone wants a deal, but no one wants to try very hard to get it. We really hope no one fell for these manipulative (and often dumb) bargaining tactics.

The frustration with these penny hounds is real.