flirting

Tinder is a place where most people go to waste time and feel sad. But that doesn't mean it's all ghosting and loneliness. Sometimes people get themselves into some strange moments born of incredible awkwardness, utter rudeness, and sometimes a legitimate sense of humor. We respect the effort.

Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

The asterisks/role-playing sh*t is not helping the cause here. AT ALL. 

Splintered piece of Balsa wood got me good. This idiot tried to pull the cop card, when he should've aborted long before that. Brace yourself for a conversation of pure, distilled cringe. 

Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield wasn't having any of Mia Khalifa's shamelessly straightforward attempts to stir up some flirtacious Twitter banter the other day. She went for it, and he stonewalled her ridiculous little move, beautifully. 

These cringe-inducing flirting attempts will lower your faith in humanity just a little bit.