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If the earth was indeed flat, don't we think that the cats of this world would've proceeded to push everything off of the earth by now? Like, it's only natural. 

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Student Writes Joke Essay About Flat Earth, School Takes It Seriously

Man this student sounds like they'd be a prime recruit for the Flat Earth movement. They wrote a joke essay about the earth being flat, and the school ended up taking it so seriously that it manifested in them implementing a whole bit about the earth actually being round, into the curriculum. I'd say mission accomplished in the way of the student playing a solid little prank. 

Student writes a joke essay about flat earth, and the school takes it way too seriously. | r/tifu Join u/Ausome_Face 22h 1 E 1 TIFU by making my school think flat- Earther and causing an anti-flat-Earth program be put into freshman science curriculum M This actually happened two years ago, but change curriculum came into effect yesterday. Two years ago sophomore high school assigned persuasive essay on whatever topic chose had include cited research my honors English class decided would be fun
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Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason

As it turns out, Legolas doesn't need to worry about that silly horizon. Nor does any other elf in Tolkien's wild word. Tolkien lore actually shines light on the true nature of elves, and their ability to see the world as a flat disc, while everyone else sees it as a globe. Pretty fun stuff. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about the crude king of satire, Skweezy Jibbs.

A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther
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Patient Physics Professor Calmly Dismantles Flat Earthers

The flat earthers really have their work cut out for them on this one. Sometimes you've got to meet the irrationality of this world with a hearty serving of cold, hard facts. This physics professor certainly brought his A game. 

An understanding physics professor calmly dismantles the flat earthers | Let's say don't believe world is round can one prove world is round Pedro Teles, PhD Physics, University Porto Updated Wed Buy ticket Paris. Say arrive at Charles de Gaulle airport. Take RER B Gare du Nord. At Gare du Nord, switch RER metro and take line 4, direction Mairie de Montrouge. Get off at station Réaumur- Sébastopol ll now be on Boulevard Sébastopol, take left or right, depending on where exit
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Ignorant Folks Getting Slammed with Facts

It must be hard being an anti-vaxxer or flat-earther. You have to dodge so much information! Here are some folks getting hit with some satisfying displays of weaponized knowledge. For comebacks with less science and more funny, here are clever comebacks from spicy silver tongues

Smart comebacks that brought knowledge | 2degrees 12:14 AM Tweet Kind reminder X chromosome contains 1098 genes Y chromosome has only 78 genes X chromosome is over 5 times larger than Y. Its science. Female are superior. By far. Hence hundreds years chauvinism try suppress her. Goodnight. Replying Onions have more DNA than humans
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Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

Oh boy, these flat earther moments are something else. One never goes full flat earther. Like, if you do, is there any coming back from that? I'm not sure. 

A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.
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Former Flat-Earthers Moments Of Enlightenment

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the moments that former flat-earthers realized that the earth is indeed not flat. We love a good roundtable discussion involving newly enlightened flat-earthers. A strange bunch, but at least we get moments like this as a result. 

Former flat earthers describe the moments that they experienced that showed them the earth wasn't flat | TrungusMcTungus 3h have an acquaintance met Navy, who joined specifically so he could see earth flat while at sea. Every day he would chart ships location, speed, heading, etc few times day so he could make map their path. Ultimately he realized path ship taking would be impossible if earth flat, based on distance they were travelling vs their speed he finally got skeptical earth being flat,
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Take that flat earthers. Some might call this a flawless victory by Carl Sagan. 

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The fact that this flat earther believes they've disproved gravity in the matter of 3 minutes has us deeply concerned. This is just getting flat out ridiculous. 

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Physics Professor Smoothly Dismantles Flat Earthers

Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one. Hard to argue with the facts when they're presented in such a well-organized manner like this. 

Physics professor smoothly dismantles flat earth theory.
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Flat Earth Fan Club (11 Funny Memes)

Whether or not you're a part of the Flat Earth fan club, these funny memes about the absurdity the Flat Earth theory are sure to make you giggle. Checkmate, atheists. 

A collection of funny memes about the Flat Earth theory.
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He desperately wants to put a stop to these "globe lies." Also, he says the only time the motionless earth apparently makes movement is when there's an earthquake. 

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Scientific Method Disproves Flat Earthers In 11 Images

Real planets have curves. Here we are again, Flat Earthers. How will they go about contesting this, and pulling up some sort of counterargument, out of thin air? Your guess is as good as ours, but rest assured, it'll happen. You can find the rest of the video, where these images were sourced from over here.

Flat earthers get disproved by series of images that show the earth's curve. Scientific Method Disproves Flat Earthers In 11 Images
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