first date

The whole dating scene is a wildly unpredictable one. Too many times unsuspecting folks can fly blind right into nothing short of a waking nightmare. Dating apps can certainly play a part in this vicious cycle. It's as if the person you spent all that time exchanging virtual pleasantries with before actually meeting, was nothing more than a work of fiction. If you ever find yourself in the middle of a date that is erring comfortably on the side of absolute disaster, then you'd best dip ship like there's no tomorrow. 

You never know exactly what you're gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they've been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.

Twitter users are describing their first date fails. Rest assured, these dates erred on the side of cringeworthy disaster. You never know what kind of lunacy could be hiding behind that next "blind date." Best to keep your wits about you and come prepared. 

We spend plenty of time dwelling upon those "red flags" aka warning signs people encounter while braving the modern dating world. These green flags however, are the signals and characteristics you actually WANT to find on that next date. 

These serve as a great and pained reminder that those dates can ALWAYS get a whole lot worse. 

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws