first date

With all the funny misadventures of people on Tinder, it's a miracle anyone actually ever sees a person face-to-face. If you needed any help completely ruining your chances, or wanted to review the outrageous things to avoid saying on a first date, then here's an opportunity.

Twitter users are describing their first date fails. Rest assured, these dates erred on the side of cringeworthy disaster. You never know what kind of lunacy could be hiding behind that next "blind date." Best to keep your wits about you and come prepared. 

We spend plenty of time dwelling upon those "red flags" aka warning signs people encounter while braving the modern dating world. These green flags however, are the signals and characteristics you actually WANT to find on that next date. 

These serve as a great and pained reminder that those dates can ALWAYS get a whole lot worse. 

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws