fire alarm

My favorite flavors are watermelon, strawberry, and probation!

Sorry, one more time, I didn't catch that...

Ughstep...

In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

Or better yet, just call in.

And now, NBC Nightly News reporter Brian Williams displaying impeccable composure during a live broadcasting error.

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA