fast food

Most people who grew up in the 80s and 90s remember the peculiar angular pastel interior of a fast food place, the lawlessness of a McDonald's play place, the absolute need to get a specific happy meal toy, and the peculiar flavor of Hi-C orange drink. What a weird time. If this gets your nostalgia motot running, here's some 90s nostalgia from simpler times.

You can pretty much consider the following collection of menu items to be the foods you should absolutely avoid at all costs the next time you find yourself dining out at a fast food establishment. Honestly, some of these seem like they're already a terrible idea when considered at surface level. 

Real or not, this Twitter thread about a man's strange journey through a completely bizarre McDonald's drive thru is definitely one for the books. Fast food establishments have an uncanny knack for attracting all kinds of unexpected situations in this wild universe. Sometimes it's just entitled customers that are pitch fits about a whole bunch of nothing. Other times, it's the actual employees and they're trying to sell you apple pies of McDonald's dollar menu, at a discount. 

Cars are a strange semi-private space, and they give people an extra sense of security to be weird. That makes it harder to work a drive-thru job where you spend all day leering into people's cars. Some customers are even looking to freak employees out, which has gotta make work a little rough. For more customer service stuff, here are weird things Walmart employees witnessed and some totally mindless things said by credit card customers.

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about what people would take in their angry meals. As it turns out, nobody was short on ideas for this fun thought train. Seems like McDonald's should consider giving it a shot. 

This man's Twitter thread about a trip to the McDonald's drive thru makes for a true emotional rollercoaster. It's full of twists and turns and genuinely reads like something out of a fever dream. 

Working customer service is hard enough as it is, but working at McDonald's might be the toughest of scenarios. The establishment just has an uncanny knack for being a magnet to all kinds of chaos. 

There's no denying that a Wendy's roast is not like the rest of them. They just hit different. These roasts pulled zero punches, and for that we are grateful. 

McDonald's could be missing out on an opportunity to ironically sell "Sad Meals." Cause it would seem that this AskReddit thread generated a whole lot of steam. Whether it's genuine cursed food items, or frustrating little figurines, the "Sad Meal" could churn up some bizarre results. 

These food horrors defy what some people might expect when it comes to pairing certain foods with others. Have you really ever experienced life until you've eaten cereal out of a bell pepper? Obviously, no. Or maybe you're finding yourself curious about how ketchup tastes in a glass of milk. There's a bright idea. 

Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy's breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy's kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They're just getting other people to do the "roasting work" for them. 

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous "Chip Butty" dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy's, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter.