fast food

This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways. 

So, apparently some of these were promotions (Dave/Dove and Prongles - Cards Against Humanity promo), buuut that doesn't mean they still didn't throw their fair share of customers. There's almost something admirable in an off brand's stubborn attempt at fitting in with the rest of the products. Also, let's be real: those off brand cereals taste the exact same as their pricier counterparts. 

McDonald's is retiring the widely loved and worshipped Happy Meal from the Value Menu, and I don't know what to do with myself. Is this the straw that broke the camel's back? Absolutely. The end is inevitable and it is very near, folks. Just in case you don't feel like being totally devastated, you should note that the meal will still rock a reasonably digestible price of $4. Reasonable if money grew on trees, am I right. 

This is terribly believable for McDonald's. 

Whoever's running that Wendy's social media game damn well deserves a nice raise. They're putting on a show in how to mix with business with banter, and they never fail to keep those spicy levels at 100. 

Wendy's gives zero f**k's and we absolutely love it.