fast food

TIL they can still hear you when you're not ordering. Here are some wondrous tales from both sides of the microphone about the inherent weirdness of sitting in your car asking a box for your dinner. Well, people say stupid things when they're hungry. We know full well that drive-thrus can get strange.

Let us never forget the time that Chipotle taught a girl who thought herself a practicing vegetarian, that Chorizo is in fact MEAT. Yes, the Fail-appreciative side of me needs to believe that this is authentic ignorance, and not staged dumbness for some viral feedback on Twitter. Hell, I mean, Chorizo was a pretty good first choice...

It's no secret that Wendy's brings down the brutal hammer of ultimate social media sass, on anyone who dares subject themselves to their heat. Today is a special day. It is National Roast Day and the following collection of people teeing themselves up to get sh*t on by Wendy's for the rest of Twitter to enjoy, is better than anything they could put on their menu. 

This kind of heartwarming sh*t from KFC gives me hope, hope that fast food restaurants have the ability to change the world...or at the very least make some epic art along the way. 

McDonald's sounds a whole lot like Walmart in terms of people losing themselves, but with fast food thrown in the mix. 

Consider these invaluable life hacks, for not eating your way into a 12-round bout with the nearest accessible toilet. Some fast foods just aren't worth that quick, terribly satisfying reward-satisfaction. 

Wendy's is always game to decimate any temporarily emboldened, spicy people on Twitter. Their banter is brutal, and errs on the side of being on point. In this case, they have to remind someone what a fridge is. 

Wendy's gives zero f**k's and we absolutely love it. 

This man has mayonnaise coursing through is veins. He is not like the others, and we need to study his ways. 

So, apparently some of these were promotions (Dave/Dove and Prongles - Cards Against Humanity promo), buuut that doesn't mean they still didn't throw their fair share of customers. There's almost something admirable in an off brand's stubborn attempt at fitting in with the rest of the products. Also, let's be real: those off brand cereals taste the exact same as their pricier counterparts. 

McDonald's is retiring the widely loved and worshipped Happy Meal from the Value Menu, and I don't know what to do with myself. Is this the straw that broke the camel's back? Absolutely. The end is inevitable and it is very near, folks. Just in case you don't feel like being totally devastated, you should note that the meal will still rock a reasonably digestible price of $4. Reasonable if money grew on trees, am I right. 

This is terribly believable for McDonald's. 

Whoever's running that Wendy's social media game damn well deserves a nice raise. They're putting on a show in how to mix with business with banter, and they never fail to keep those spicy levels at 100.