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Probably should've opted for a different pair of kicks, man.

This Instagram account is full of enough booze-inspired stupidity to make me kind of never want to drink again, or just drink to forget these stomach-turning spectacles of awe-inspiring mindlessness.

Ugh, our poor fallen broheme of the hour just hit a bone-crushing rock bottom. Blinded by love or something stronger, we can witness the dire implications of falling for someone. Literally. Love hurts, but this is a whole nother beast. Hope the guy's on his way to a speedy recovery. 

So, Drury had Rockhurst twisted all day and @VaughtLexie did a great impression of the Hawks after losing her shoe. pic.twitter.com/ECLh39wX3n

— Ozarks Sports Zone (@OzarksOzone) January 22, 2017

Say what you will about velcro, it gets the job done.

This poor basketball player had a rough day. After losing her shoe during a game, she just couldn’t get the traction needed to stand up straight and play the game. Slipping and sliding all over the court, she was probably thinking, “Why didn’t I tie my shoe better? Next time, I’ll use velcro, the thinking person’s lace.”

As Alanis Morrissette once sang, possibly in reference to switching over to velcro shoes, “You live, you learn.”