faceplant

Archnemeses of toddlers: bedtime, monsters under the bed, puddles...

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

-HJS

WARNING: Language, and some major ouchies.

You're doing it wrong (but, to be fair, there are very few ways to do it right on a slip 'n' slide).

To be like MJ you have to get a face LIFT, not a faceplant.