facepalm

You'd be amazed at the amount of dumb you can fit into this one small space.

Dad jokes are vaguely infuriating: you kind of don't want to laugh, but at the same time, what're you gonna do. 

Sometimes miscommunication inspires unforgettable moments of confusion between people and the rest of the world. We're eternally thankful for it. 

Careful, you might lose a few IQ points scrolling through these. 

You might find yourself grinding your teeth after this. 

Before posting, always take a deep breath and do some self reflection to see if what you are saying could be construed as selfish, idiotic, or be exposed if it is an outright lie. These people did not do their self reflection. Cheers to the prospect that they have some more forethought in the future.

It's a wonder these people have made it this long. 

Summa Cum Laude than others.