This rageful parent's emotional post about their daughter getting measles is as relevant a reminder to anti-vaxxers today, as it was, when it was posted back in 2015. The news is riddled with accounts of a measles outbreak, and the anti-vaxxers are being called out with renewed passion for their part in the upsurge of cases. Maybe this post will make a splash in the social media space, and inspire further discussion about the impacts of vaccination, or NOT vaccinating your children.
Dammit Carol, that bacon is more pink and raw than a chapped ass, those eggs look like they've been fried on a sidewalk and the beans are sadder than a racehorse with a broken leg.
If is wasn't obvious by now, make sure your creation is worth reviewing when you submit it for public ridicule.
This Goat owner is not having anyone's BS. In this case, we're dealing with a situation allegedly involving the kidnapping and mistreatment of goats, by vegan activists. Read up on the post, and then make of it what you will. Pretty crazy either way. Wonder what the other parts of this drama-packed tale are.
This informative twitter thread seeks to shed light on how much information, concerning you, is being regularly, aggressively compiled. The results might surprise you, or you're someone who's accepted the state of things as they are, and you couldn't care less about what Google or Facebook has on you. It's a strange time to be alive, as technology continues to evolve faster than we could've ever fever dreamed up. This era requires dogged mindfulness, and research, if you want to ensure you know exactly what using a browser or signing up for a "free" social media service, entails. A whole lot more going on behind the curtain than we realize...
This 17-year-old put on a show of foolhardy immaturity when he took to spilling a luxurious lie on Facebook. Little did he know that the Internet will likely always be there to work against him, with evidence that uncovers the truth of what he's hiding behind hastily-created lies. In this case, he gets properly shut down. And then others start to chime in to offer their encounters with bullish liars.
Life is a series of successes and failures. Sometimes our failures are obvious, and they hurt. Other times they need to be pointed out to us. Those failures are the ones that make us feel the dumbest. If you want to see more people who tried hard and failed harder, then here ya go.
Sometimes the mouth breathers of the internet serve up the kind of fail that others can't resist calling out. And in this case, we're dealing with 14 times the stupid was too strong in a status to NOT avoid getting absolutely destroyed.
As it turns out Minnesotans are NOT down with these absolutely credible threats of stealing their lakes. No, they are here to fight those threats of thievery with fiery, ridiculous Facebook events dedicated to deterring anyone foolish enough to try. If anything, what they've come up with is hilarious and impressive. Can we please summon a Paul Bunyan? I'm game.
What a dark and cruel world! You mean to tell me that people, helpful people, don't offer their professional services for free just cause they live in your neighborhood?! The humanity! This woman (choosing beggar) was in for a wakeup call when she learned that lesson firsthand, for herself.
What started as a petition by Plague Inc. gamers, gave way to enough people actually signing up to state their interest in adding anti-vaxxers to the game. From there, the company posted a status about their decision to work anti-vaxxers in, and people were LIT in the comments section. There were roasts, verbal jabs, and above all else, excited appreciation from the consumers to the company, for them listening to what they wanted.
This busy video gamer lived to regret putting his trust in his buddy. Turns out friends can be devious bastards, ready to crush your chances (or whatever that was), with an obnoxiously overdeveloped vocab. Don't think this guy will be taking home, Wingman of the Year, anytime soon.
And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.
Whether or not this weird flex started off as a joke, the internet descended upon it with the ferocity of a thousand smug roast masters. If there's at least one thing that you can have faith in, it's the ability of the general public to hilariously tear something apart.
These liars didn't put enough thought into how they'd present their fragile construct of lies to the online world. You see, the truth-defending warriors of the internet have an uncanny knack for digging up the truth. Crazy things like Google make the task a whole lot easier.
