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Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.

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14 Lying Liars Who Got Called Out Online For Telling The World Lies

These lying liars shouldn't have even bothered with trying to spread their BS all over the web. You see, we're fortunate enough to have a strong band of truth defending warriors around, ready to unmask all the deception for what it is and expose the truth. In an era dominated by social media it can be hard to pick away at all the lies and get at the nut of what's the actual truth. We're just grateful to see these BS spreading liars called out for all their misleading antics. 

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Mom Calls Out Pizzeria Manager For Shaming Her For Breastfeeding

A very angry mom, Olivia Cook, went on a bit of a Facebook rant about a pizzeria manager that told her to "cover up" while she was breastfeeding her 2-month-old. No mom wants to find herself in a tight spot, getting shamed, for doing something that's actually legal in all 50 states. 

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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong For Outing Girl's STD On Facebook After She Didn't Disclose It To Him

This guy decided to out a girl he hooked up with after he found out she had herpes, after not disclosing it to him when they originally hooked up. Apparently he posted anonymously on their University's Facebook page, and just wanted to warn other people, because of his experience with her deceiving him. From there he proceeded to face quite a bit of backlash. Was he in fact the asshole for outing her, or did he do the right thing? Or, are they both just kind of crappy people in this equation? 

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Guy Toys With Facebook Scammer And Refuses To Send Pics

This guy found himself in the prime position to have some fun with an obvious Facebook scammer after they reached out to him. It was very obvious from the first message that this was no ordinary conversation, and instead just the work of a scammer or maybe a bot. It's hard to say on this one. We would've loved to have seen a bit of an angrier reaction on the part of the scammer, but this is still pretty great. Especially the "sammichez" bit! 

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Pregnant Woman Covers Town In Graffiti To Try And Get Absent Baby Daddy To Call Her

"Chris... Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city?"


Chris it is time to call her back before she graffitis the whole town to the ground. Yes, it seems that the Australian town of Frankston was struck by the graffiti antics of an outraged mother waiting to hear back from her "baby daddy." Chris never called, and the town paid the price. 

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Cracker Barrel Fires Woman After 11 Years On Her Birthday, So Husband Calls Them Out On Facebook

Cracker Barrel was ice cold with this move. They fired a woman after she worked for them for 11 years on her birthday! Her caring husband decided to call out the company's coldhearted move on their Facebook page. The comments section evolved into a hot and fiery den of people defending the poor woman who got fired. 

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Vegan Restaurant Owner Snaps At Customer On Facebook Over Complaint About Their Disruptive Kid

This vegan restaurant owner is their own worst enemy when it comes to trying to bring in new business. You're out here snapping at customers who are complaining about being uncomfortable trying to eat, while your kid is running around the establishment naked. Maybe not the best look for your restaurant -- in terms of having the kid run around, and the way you're going about handling the review. 

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Women Share The Completely Irrational Stuff They've Done Under The Influence Of Hormones

Hormones are wild. Women are sharing the most irrational things they've done while under the influence of hormones. The resulting thread went viral. It's no wonder. People just kind of lose themselves (temporarily) while they're working through the ups and downs of hormones. 

Women share the most irrational things they've done under the influence of hormones in a viral Facebook thread.
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Subway Employee Teaches Vegan Customer That Mayonnaise Is Not Vegan

As far as customer service stories go, this is some comedy gold. Our friendly and knowledgable Subway employee found himself making a "Veggie Delight" sandwich for a vegan customer who didn't realize that mayonnaise was NOT vegan, because it has eggs in it. Sometimes the truth hurts, and it sounds like it was a bit of a bummer for this vegan. I mean hey, knowledge is power. You live and you learn. 

A Subway employee tells a Vegan who orders a "Veggie Delight" that mayonnaise is in fact not vegan.
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Dude Runs The Sad Math On The Chances Of Finding His Soulmate

If you take the trouble to post a wholesome meme, you better ready yourself for the bored and outright mean spirited individuals to deconstruct the meme and make everyone feel bad about themselves. It was already an aggressive estimate for this dude to assume that only 1% of the people in the world find him unattractive. But what else should we do, but take his word for it...

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My good people this is the face behind the viral "Storm Area 51" Facebook event, and it looks like the movement could very well be doomed before it even gets into motion. Did you watch that form with the running? Dude's about to trip before he gets anywhere close to Area 51. At least the "joke" event has given the world a steady influx of hilarious Area 51 memes.

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Kindergarten Teacher's Facebook Post About Quitting Her Job Goes Viral

Ex-Kindergarten teacher Jessica Gentry's powerful post about quitting her job after 12 years of hard work went viral for a good reason. There's a great message in the post. Sounds like the kids haven't changed, it's the damn parents. At least that's the point she hammers down on off the bat. Check the rest of her message below. 

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14 Times Indian People Facebook Went All Out For Bobs And Vagene

Reddit's "Indian People Facebook" subreddit churns up some serious social media gold. You've got to admire the bullish bravado and fearlessness of these dudes when it comes to spitting their "game" on social media. Zero shame and zero game. Or maybe their game is just next level and we can't even fathom what they're doing. 

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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

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