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The lack of self-control is STRONG with these ones. Nothing like a good 'ol creepy nice guys list to make you squirm uncomfortably in your seat, while cursing the darker recesses of humanity. 

We're not buying ANY of what they're trying to sell as the truth. Gotta try harder, people. 

We're not sure how far they're getting with these methods of "demand an absurdly low price" and "shit-talk the seller when they inevitably deny you."

All the cringe, it hurts. 

It's frustrating to stand idly by and see people avoid a proven treatment in favor of "your great grandma's cure for tumors." That's why it's good to see someone step in and cut through all the bullshit. And reason number 3 is actually pretty funny.

Printing out facebook posts! Oversharing! Making catastrophic social faux pas! These are are just some of the joys of watching old people slowly get used to technology

Satire isn't for everyone. Here are some folks who chose not to see the humor in The Onion.