ex girlfriend

In tense moments like these, it's good to have a pizza tracker on your side. Who knew a loading bar for pizza could be so versatile?

Thinking he really dodged a bullet on this one...

This is easily the craziest ex-girlfriend story Twitter's EVER SEEN.

This dude's thirsty ex wouldn't accept that he just wasn't interested in getting back together for a hookup. Normally we see these conversations going the other way, so this is a nice change. 

It's always a mental trip when you hear from a long lost ex, these people discuss what happened when they heard from theirs. 

Not sure whether to laugh or to be afraid for this dude's life.