One Redditor has a nosy boss who's about to get way more sass than they bargained for!

According to HR, they're out 'sick' at least 100 times per year

Gotta get that bag

Nothing says dedication to your job like timidly eating lunch at your desk, nervously checking the door every few minutes to see if today is the day your overlords have decided to grace you with their presence. Let's be real here—it sounds like this manager is a little bit out of their depth. They're the kind of person who only ended up in a position of authority because they knew precisely which (two) cheek(s) to kiss—knowledge they applied regularly and with vigor. This email is a testament t…

Ya can't have it all.

Cosmically speaking, anything could go on a time sheet.

As per my last breakdown.

Honestly it's the only acceptable way to respond.

That is a whole lot of cat pictures.

Some people don't listen.

They've almost got it.

This level of brutal honesty is refreshing.

He could just proofread his own email address but noooo.

No reasoning with this entitlement.

Job well done.

Yeah this is kinda illegal.