elephants

You win again, nature.

I'll answer the question when someone moves that damn elephant.

Dad likes a hands-on teaching approach to "the talk."

I'd be at least a little intrigued by that movie, if not just to see how they would pull off sewing five elephants to each other by the trunk. Then I'd remember that I like good movies and vow to stay away at all costs.

One of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...

All the dancing pink elephants do that for me.