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Let's put this in perspective: the legal limit for driving while intoxicated is a BAC of 0.08, meaning this guy had eight times the legal limit in his system. Furthermore, in Iowa state police academy curriculum, officers are taught that a person with a BAC of 0.40 are likely to be in a coma. This guy has 1.5 times the amount needed to kill a person, and he was still driving. Talk about holding your liquor!

Well hey, I'm sure they appreciated the fact that you made it easy for them to pick you out!

Don't get put under his influence.

Well great. Now I can't decide if this is Crunk Critters or Tanked Toddlers! Thanks a lot!

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

So, this is a Thing That Happened today. Actress Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI at 3 a.m. today. Check out ROFLrazzi for more deets!

Sobering up before you pick up your drunk son at the police station may be a good idea. Just a thought.