drinking

Leave it to Scottish People Twitter to speak the truth. 

Even if that speech is somewhat garbled and hard to understand. 

The undisputed beer chugging champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin has spoken, and apparently Amanda Ruller is not quite nailing the proper beer chugging form. 

The following list of tweets and texting screenshots serve as a solid case for why you might want to go and get blitzed out of your mind, lost in the sauce beyond repair; OR a strong reminder in why alcohol is no friend of yours. There's one thing for sure, and that's that we are a bunch of Fail-savvy animals when someone breaks out the bottle. 

Leave it to Ryan Reynolds to leave a glowing and miraculous review for his own gin company. It really manages to take readers on a journey. You feel like you're right there with him. This is yet another example of Ryan Reynolds dominating the social media space with his razor-sharp wit. 

Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.

This guy must be both the unluckiest and luckiest person to ever live. He manages to smash some poor girl's teeth for an absolutely terrible first impression, but they end up bonding and setting up time for an actual date? Get out of here. 

You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these. 

Four Loko decided to disgust the internet with what might be their most disgusting flavor yet. And they did it in honor of 4/20. Would you expect anything less? I sure hope not. 

This Twitter user really cracked open Pandora's Box when they asked what the worst ways to hold your drink are. The replies are all kinds of mildly infuriating.