drinking

Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.

This guy must be both the unluckiest and luckiest person to ever live. He manages to smash some poor girl's teeth for an absolutely terrible first impression, but they end up bonding and setting up time for an actual date? Get out of here. 

You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these. 

Four Loko decided to disgust the internet with what might be their most disgusting flavor yet. And they did it in honor of 4/20. Would you expect anything less? I sure hope not. 

This Twitter user really cracked open Pandora's Box when they asked what the worst ways to hold your drink are. The replies are all kinds of mildly infuriating. 

Is Anderson Cooper drinking tequila (for the first time), or having some long-winded exorcism? You be the judge. You know sh*t's getting real at the end there, when he says he'd rather be shoving Nyquil on down the hatch. 

So I guess our lesson today is don't drink too much at work, steal too much from work, or try sell the secret recipe to Coca-Cola to your enemies.

People seem to have a very hard time maintaining some semblance of decency when they enter an Uber ride...as a passenger or driver!