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Customer's Translation Fail Results In Begging Bartender For Nothing

Translation fails inspire all kinds of hilarious confusion between two perfectly rational human beings. In this case, we have a customer unknowingly repeatedly pleading for nothing at all. If you're the bartender on the other side of that mishap, do you let the oblivious stupidity persist, or do you correct the translation fail as soon as possible? Could be a tough call if you end up wanting to have some fun with it. 

A customer's translation fail results in them repeatedly begging a bartender for nothing | r/tifu u/pzych_ TIFU by begging bar tender nothing M So this story happened about year ago, and requires some cultural context Ireland, there's been recent resurgence Irish language, and lot movement promote Irish speaking throughout countries. This resulted an Irish speaking bar being opened Dublin didn't grow up Ireland, so don't speak word Irish- but my best friend begging go with her this bar
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Kid's actually a couple hundred years old. Maybe even older than that. Nobody knows. 

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Quarantine Moment: Twitter Goes In On Hawaiian Punch

Amidst these strange and troubling times of quarantine due to the Coronavirus, people have decided to go in on Hawaiian Punch. Yes, Hawaiian Punch is being slandered. Twitter yet again finds a way to keep itself preoccupied. 

People on Twitter are going in on Hawaiian Punch drink | tweet by happienatalie love twitter is randomly coming Hawaiian Punch. Isolation really got us thinking
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Every class everywhere might benefit from this silly greeting that marks the beginning of class. The professor would appear to be someone who doesn't bother with taking himself too seriously. Right on. 

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Customers Want Bigger Wine Glasses, Bartender Maliciously Complies

These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe. 

Entitled customers want bigger glasses for their wine and the bartender maliciously complies | r/MaliciousCompliance wworrall They wanted bigger glass, so he gave them bigger glass. My parents and were on vacation few years back, and hanging out at Hotel bar. This place one those places cheap, but everyone who stayed there thought they were better than everyone else couple (Male Female) walked talking about Nice and quaint bar looked. They sat down at table next us were supposed order
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Unhealthy Things That People Think Are Healthy

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share those things that folks assume are healthy, while in fact they are nothing of the sort. Labels can be very deceptive. Many people could really benefit from doing some research of their own before assuming that a "nutrition bar" or health drink is actually good for them. 

A collection of AskReddit replies to things people think are healthy, but actually aren't healthy | Low Fat 100% Fat Free
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This one's been around for a while, and it's still sad as ever. "It's got that medicinal quality to it..."

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Guy Loses Gangster's Flirty Daughter A Frat Party

This guy just wanted to help out some "family friends" who very well might've been gangsters. He ended up volunteering his services for taking one of the guy's daughters along to a frat party. The complication in that plan was that she was notorious for being "boy crazy" and he didn't end up keeping a close eye on her. Fortunately, his moment of panic when his life likely flashed before his eyes, gave way to a simple joke. Phew. 

Guy loses a gangster's flirty daughter at a frat party.
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This girl straight up crushed the "Devil's Wheel" ride in Munich for Oktoberfest Week 1. The ride is notorious for increasing its intensity until all the drunken fools go flying off, but we see nothing of the sort with this champion. She handles it like it's nobody's business. 

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Girl Deeply Regrets Drunk Texting Her Crush

Anyone who's ever over indulged in some alcoholic beverages can appreciate it's ability to blind the judgement and good senses. Especially when it comes to NOT sending off a barrage of questionable texts to someone you have a crush on. When drunk it might seem like the best idea in the world, but sober up and everything feels doomed. 

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Guy Loses Parents In Drunk Driving Accident, Uncle Takes Him In, Introduces Him To The Love Of His Life

These wholesome pure feels pull on the heart strings. This guy's story starts in on when he lost his parents as a 10-year-old, to a nasty drunk driver. From there, he was taken in by his uncle, and grew up battling a terrible sadness. 

Fast forward to when he's 22-years-old, and still hasn't had a relationship with his girl, until his uncle takes him to a sandwich shop after he loses his job; and ends up meeting the love of his life in a chance encounter. His uncle plays quite the wingman, and even calls the girl on his behalf to get things in motion. This is one of those stories that you read nervously, with hope that nothing goes south, and amazingly...nothing does! 

Guy loses his parents in a drunk driving accident, moves in with his uncle, and gets introduced to the love of his life.
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Party Where Each Guest Provides 3-Minute Powerpoint Presentation Is Actually Genius

Talk about a brilliant way to break the ice at a party, and keep guests on their toes. You're bound to get a real feel for how people perform under pressure if you break out this kind of game. 

A game by the sounds of it that asks each player to put together a 3-minute Powerpoint presentation on something they're passionate about. We've got a nice little recap below of the woman who ended up winning with her presentation on Shadow the Hedgehog's true moral compass. 

party where guests do a presentation, powerpoint party, woman does presentation about sonic universe character alignments
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Golf Course Employee Performs Pro Revenge On Golfer Jerk Who Throws Beer At Him

It sounds like these golfers were lost in the sauce, and acting up in all kinds of ways. In this case, we've got a nice golf course ranger who was just trying to maintain some peace on the course. Unfortunately, one particular golfer didn't take too kindly to him telling them to stop drinking and stirring up a ruckus on the course. He handled the situation with a little pro revenge, and ended up getting them busted by a sheriff who was nearby. 

Golf employee takes a pro revenge on a drunk golfer who threw his half drank beer at him for telling them to stop drinking on the course.
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Cops Shut Down Frat Party So Insane That The Indoor Air Read A .01 On Breathalzyer

Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me. 

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This game of Tequila slaps escalated quickly! Then again, that's what happens when you throw tequila in the mix. Conan O'Brien got slapped into the next decade by Sophie Turner. RIP my dude.