You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these.
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"I'm a f*cking constitutional officer! You can't take ME to jail" This oldie goldie shows the true heroism of holding other police officers accountable for their BS actions.
Life comes at you fast, and it's best to make the most of the time you have. If you're in your 20s, pay attention closely to what the wise 30-year olds have to say. If you're in your 30s, then who cares, you haven't even hit middl age yet. If you're older than that, you probably think all this is stupid. On a slightly lighter note, here's some funny things people regret that they said.
Is Anderson Cooper drinking tequila (for the first time), or having some long-winded exorcism? You be the judge. You know sh*t's getting real at the end there, when he says he'd rather be shoving Nyquil on down the hatch.
17-year-old Juliette Avitia from Texas unintentionally overstepped when she "rescued" a cat she mistook as stray, from a party outside her house. Fortunately everything works out, but can you imagine that moment of sobering realization when she realized she'd messed up BIG time. Yikes.
