Wow, supremely uncool.

The audacity though.

Come on man, pull it together.

Seems a bit uncalled for.

Dude, buckle those bootstraps.

Just a little bit of entitlement going on there.

Bold move there.

That went from 0 to 100.

Unnervingly heartless.

Tough move there, my dude.

Come on now.

Almost too ridiculous to be real life.

Should've left the plants out of it.

Oh boy, are weddings just endlessly ripe for all kinds of conflicts between family members. There's just something about the event that inspires people to get completely possessed by their unreasonable, inner perfectionist side. The thing about trying to make sure that something ends up being perfect, is that life by its very design is imperfect. There are fails and mishaps lurking around pretty much every corner. It's only a matter of time before one thing or another falls apart. In this case …

The wedding dramas will never end.

Should've served that lawsuit up at the altar.