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B*hes love pizza.

Will substitute cash for tummy scratches.

In the Netherlands, Domino's Pizza's electric scooters didn't make enough sound to warn oncoming bikers that they were coming. So, to fix the potential danger, Domino's installed devices on the scooters that emit fake engine noise... with a few added sounds here and there!

You can't not show up for work! Think of how many people are counting on you, Pizza Guy!

By 'this', I mean the lady giving you the huge wad of bills.

The Domino's Pizza Tracker is ruining my life, but at the very least it forces me to put pants on. Baby steps...