This is the BEST brand on social media. Every time I thought Domino's Pizza Zimbabwegot as funny as they could possibly get, they went and outdid themselves.
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Via B2 Channel
Well well, look at what we have here. I thought this crazy kind of morally devoid behavior was reserved for the vile, syrup-soaked confines of the nearest Waffle House establishment --- a place I might add that serves up World Star Hip Hop beatdowns with the Eggs Benedict dinner special. Can't beat that kind of customer service right? Granted, this footage is no more than a display of a couple of looney lovebirds higher off horniness for one another than Jesse Pinkman fresh off a Blue Crystal bender.
See for yourself. In this case, thank god for censorship.
By Unknown
Great! Just great! Not only could I not get through the underwater levels, I couldn't beat any of the Tick Tock Clock levels in Super Mario 64! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, DOMINO'S?
Via Mashable
By the way, those above tweets are what Domino's considers an official announcement via their social media channels. Because #brands.
The idea is that you'll be able to register your Twitter handle with your existing Domino's pizza account, at which point you can throw a tweet at the Domino's corporate handle. They'll send you an automated direct message, and then BOOM. Pizza to your door.
What beautiful times we live in.
