Don't take mystery bags from strangers…

“This is why we never give out any of the owner's info to anyone, no matter who they say they are or what they claim they need.”

The dog jumps into his car still whining desperately in fear and curls up in his lap—licks his face the entire ride home.

“Koda protecc. Koda attacc. Koda tell dad to never come bacc.”

That's a smart dog.

Seems pretty chill.

That's nice.

Reasonable.

We all know about working shepherd dogs, but have you actually seen them in action? It's amazing!

So it's not 102 Dalmatians.

If it works, it works.

TikTokers are trying to help figure out what was it that made his dog freeze in panic and start to pull him the opposite direction.

Ah!

Confession time, it's all good things worked out

Custody battle doggo edition

Photoshop is the best. It doesn't take a whole lot to inspire creativity in people with photoshop, or in some of these cases possibly MS Paint. One solid image of a dog doing something weird, an issued challenge, and people on the internet are off to the races trying to find the weirdest, funniest or most fitting location for that derpin' dog. For some delectable photoshop trolls, here are some choice photoshop trolls from the master James Fridman.