Darn ninjas cutting big 'ol onions in here, man.
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This doctor's office is NOT messing around when it comes to broadcasting their rules to the population of anti-vaxxers outside their door. They make it clear that their doors are not open to anyone who has actively chosen to not receive the measles vaccination. And if their slides aren't enough to sway any minds undecided on vaccination, then take a peek at this heartfelt Roald Dahl letter. I imagine their unapologetically, fortified stance on vaccinations, and whether people choose or choose not to receive them, has stirred up a ruckus in the community of anti-vaxxers.
My heart goes out to the nurses of the world: as part of their profession they willingly (have to, really) delve deep into the dirty sexual secrets of many an active patient to ensure dudes aren't walking around with their dicks falling off or ladies aren't pissing fire---and really a whole wealth of other skin-crawling conditions we'd do just as well to not dwell on. Do any of your stories/answers to your nurse hold a candle to these 15 clearly tumultuous sexual histories?
Ask Reddit opened up a discussion with nurses over the always popular, always awkward "sexual history" question every person dreads.
The results were Reddit GOLD!
As it turns out, you need a substantial amount of schooling to become a medical doctor. 18-year-old Florida teen Malachi Love-Robinson has been arrested for trying to skirt around that fact by simply impersonating one. According to the Charlotte Observer, this case is connected to a mysterious teen wandering the halls of a West Palm Beach hospital dressed as a doctor one year ago.
This time it seems that he opened his own clinic. He went under the name Dr. Malachi A. Love-Robinson PhD, HHP-C, AMP-C according to his profile on the website for his clinic the New Birth New Life Medical Center and Urgent Care LLC.
For those of you unfamiliar with medical certifications, HHP-C and AMP-C mean... nothing. But they do help him sound important!
The website for the clinic he allegedly started is still active. It even has a picture of the doctors who work there that are definitely real people and not at all people dressed as doctors in a stock photo. 
via nbnlmedicalcenter
Love-Robinson is charged with practicing medicine without a license and is being held on $6,000 bail at the Palm Beach County Jail.
