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Enough people have gotten married that statistics dictate there's gonna be some silly matchups. You hope these people had the sense to not hyphenate their names, but I guess that's their business. It just seems like a bad idea to walk around as John and Debra Rod-Licker or whatever. Gotta love some classic accidental filth, like these news and magazine layout fails.

If you're like most people, you're reasonable, relatively calm and somewhat kind. Your first thought when seeing an emergency lane probably isn't "that looks like a great place to park" and when you see a full tip jar you probably don't think "this must be for me." That said, there are moments when some people act selfishly, and the resulting trashy moments are an incredible sight to behold.

Tinder is a wild land of strangers shooting compliments, puns and complaints at one another in hopes that it'll end in a "date." It's pretty cool. Since there's so many people on there you run into wonderful people, idiots and bastards of all stripes. Here are some of their funniest and most wtf moments.

This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration. 

Tumblr is a creative place where people do the math on Ice Cube songs and make earth-shattering dad jokes, but mostly it's people shooting comments at each other. You can tell a lot about a person by how they present themselves online. In one camp we have the earnest ones trying to reach out for a connection, share their art, or tell a wholesome story. Then you've got the fun people. They're much more fun.

If you've never had a bad roommate, consider yourself lucky. There's no feeling quite like not being able to be comfortable in your own home. Living in an apartment full of garbage that's not yours can be maddening, not just because you feel disrespected, but also because it's extra work to do things like take trash out, do dishes that aren't yours and even do basic crap like lock the door for someone else. Anyway, people are damn animals. Here are more people sharing the horrible things their roommates do.

They say when you get older you just don't care anymore. Gotta say, there's a lot of good evidence to support that here. Seriously, old people absolutely give zero shits. Whether it's just something you wouldn't expect someone in the age range to be wearing, or if it's just downright filthy, here it is. For more shirt humor, here are more foreign t-shirt bloopers.

We are huge fans of absolutely any time an "F" finds its way anywhere near a signs that says "Art." Seen it a hundred times and it's still just as funny as the first time. Pure gold. Anyway, here are some signs, clothes and architecture that could use some rethinking. In the meantime we'll enjoy the sweet failure of it all.

When you think about it, the password worked perfectly. He was able to remember it in an instant. Having to say it out loud in order to get your credit card unblocked is a different story. It's not too bad considering people do embarrassing things all the time.

Not only did he submit erotica, he submitted 10 pages of original, professional grade, high octane smut. The good stuff. We don't envy someone in a jam quite like this, but hopefully this isn't the end for our wordsmith. People have a history of sending the wrong thing to their professors, like this student who sent a bizarre cat photoinstead of an essay.

If there's crap like this floating around everywhere, you can rest assured that you're pretty okay at you job. At least you're not the person who thought it would be a good idea to pitch a wheelchair ramp at a 45 degree angle, thus making it accessible for literally no one. Go here for more dark and dirty design fails.

You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

Cooks and Servers are eager to tell you exactly what to look for to avoid wasting too much money on bad food in a dirty restaurant. So here are some red flags to look for the next time your friend tries bringing you to a place they "swear is decent." For more insider knowledge on restaurants, here are some of the biggest mark-ups and ripoffs in the industry.

If you had any doubts as to whether you were good at your job or not, then have no fear. These failures are examples of someone else's amazing mistakes. So be glad you aren't the dude who put some stairs in upside down or made your storefront inexplicably filthy. People do this a lot.

While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

When you grow up and realize that your parents are people too, it tends to put an extra strain on your relationship. Now, all of a sudden they need things from you, and you realize they're just as ignorant about certain things as you, possibly even dumber. Here are some people that got some occasionally honest, sometimes spicy texts from their moms. If you want to see it from the other side, here are some funny tweets about parenting.