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You know what they meant to say, but the road that it takes to get there is long and full of failure. These types of mistakes aren't rare but boy does it make us feel smart to see someone make a small mistake that makes a world of difference on the back end.

Cooks and Servers are eager to tell you exactly what to look for to avoid wasting too much money on bad food in a dirty restaurant. So here are some red flags to look for the next time your friend tries bringing you to a place they "swear is decent." For more insider knowledge on restaurants, here are some of the biggest mark-ups and ripoffs in the industry.

If you had any doubts as to whether you were good at your job or not, then have no fear. These failures are examples of someone else's amazing mistakes. So be glad you aren't the dude who put some stairs in upside down or made your storefront inexplicably filthy. People do this a lot.

While there's a slew of misfortune that you can blame on your parents, one thing you can be grateful for is that they didn't give you a joke name (probably). So feel good that your name isn't a vegetable pun, cartoon character or sex joke (probably). Here are some more unfortunate names.

When you grow up and realize that your parents are people too, it tends to put an extra strain on your relationship. Now, all of a sudden they need things from you, and you realize they're just as ignorant about certain things as you, possibly even dumber. Here are some people that got some occasionally honest, sometimes spicy texts from their moms. If you want to see it from the other side, here are some funny tweets about parenting.

What do you do? Retail? Sales? Cardiology? Even if you feel like you're not great at your job, at least there's no hilarious evidence around showing people that you're crap at what you do. Looking at you, graphic designers. Anyway, if you wanna see more design fails, check these out.

One person's trash is another person's more interesting trash. People everywhere are sifting through piles of clothes and ceramic statuettes just to find freaky gems like these. If you wanna see more strange stuff, then here are 37 fantastically weird thrift store finds that will leave you with questions.

We don't know what you do at your job but we can guess that you don't have ads up everywhere insinuating that you steal children and eat them or something. People seem to have a really hard time proofreading. And we're grateful for it. Here are some more weird failures of design.

All we want to know at this point in the game, is did he pass with flying colors, get the A+, and the green light? Who's to say. What we do know is that this dude did not hold back on the effort, and pouring his thirsty heart out into his persuasive essay. 

If you haven't guessed by now, we are huge fans whenever anyone screws up or makes something stupid. So here are some example of how well other people are doing. If you feel like you aren't productive or useful, at least you aren't the person whose van mistakenly says "Ass Doctor."

Sometimes it's a legitimate mistake or just good timing. Sometimes it's a guy walking right into a pole. Sometimes it's literally the dumbest thing in the world. Here's what made these people laugh so hard they couldn't breathe. If you asked us what made us laugh too hard recently it'd have to be either this story or these dumb jokes.

Not much compares to a poorly designed masterpiece of stupid. One man's mistake at work is another man's sweet, scrumptious fail. We love seeing all the fruits of the world's strange coincidences, laziness and poor judgement. When they're unintentionally filthy, that makes them even better. And holy crap, these seem to happen a lot.

Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."

Here are some times people weren't so lucky.

And people had jokes for days, months, and years. Sometimes the universe just tosses a softball right in your lap. It honestly does not get much better than this. The puns flowed forth like a babbling brook of filthy genius.

If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings. 

Your brain is constantly working so fast to make sense of everything around it, that just a small tweak in your perspective can totally change the meaning of an image. Here are some real life optical illusion and images that might make your eyes go bananas. In case your eyes aren't confused enough yet, here's some more.