dinosaurs

Honestly, I'm surprised there wasn't an EMT onsite for this masterful, albeit horrific prank. The lines between 'good fun' and 'reasonable' were blurred, to say the very least; but there's no denying the fact that this is straight up gold in terms of quality pranking.

She'll only escape if she's a clever girl. 

For less than $50 you can be the parent of an adorably-creepy freshly-hatched Raptor.

Yes, you are seeing that correctly. A. Dino. Stripper.