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In tense moments like these, it's good to have a pizza tracker on your side. Who knew a loading bar for pizza could be so versatile?

Kristie Lane's story about her time working at Papa John's and being forced to deal with a BS-ridden shituation is so ridiculous, it's hard to believe it's true. BUT she insists the story's credible, even though it's told through cartoons. Check out Kristie's blog, DeviantArt, and Webtoons. 

Delivery drivers have to deal with all manners of crazy BS that is WAY outside the job description. It's like people forget how to be decent human beings somewhere between ordering that food like an All-American lazy couch potato, and actually answering the door for the delivery driver. 

Just another day on the job! 

The pizza game is cutthroat. And that's when you don't have insane customers demanding a refund.

These are so specific and outlandish, it was like life was running out of ideas for people to throw at her.

The new service will work alongside Amazon's Cloud Cam and a 'smart lock' to allow for vetted Amazon delivery drivers entry into Prime customers' homes that aren't around. Naturally, the 'revolutionary' service was met with a tidal wave of apprehension from people that aren't totally down with "thoroughly vetted" strangers being inside their damn homes while they're away...

Not all heroes wear capes, some just deliver pizza to terribly hungry train passengers. Let's get a round of applause for this dude. 

Driving for any kind of delivery service has its inherent risk of exposure to the the strange underbelly of humanity. These delivery drivers share the absurd and creepy things that happened to them in the line of duty. 

Ordering pizza is a sacred art. You have to choose carefully your toppings, sides, and driver. 

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A local hero named Ford ordered (Forderd?) from Domino's the other day, but made a special request for his pizza. Ford demanded that his pizza be delivered by the "baddest bitch." And that's when things went from cheese to extra cheese. This is so cool.