Here are the stories of cashiers, customer service reps, delivery drivers, service people and retail workers of all stripes who had to deal with the dumbest, most irrational, and outright furious customers to grace the planet. Man, these people suck. We understand why you'd be mad if a company actually wronged you, but to make impossible demands and turn into an abusive monster is completely out of the question. Here's a story of a cashier who talked back to a Karen and lived.
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Via Mark Rober
NEVER underestimate the sheer power of the glitter bomb trap. This unsuspecting package thief learned a brutal and hilarious lesson in why you shouldn't be the asshole that steals people's stuff.
Kristie Lane's story about her time working at Papa John's and being forced to deal with a BS-ridden shituation is so ridiculous, it's hard to believe it's true. BUT she insists the story's credible, even though it's told through cartoons. Check out Kristie's blog, DeviantArt, and Webtoons.
Delivery drivers have to deal with all manners of crazy BS that is WAY outside the job description. It's like people forget how to be decent human beings somewhere between ordering that food like an All-American lazy couch potato, and actually answering the door for the delivery driver.
Via Ryun Forsman
1) Take extreme care when unloading unevenly distributed weight, especially on broken or irregular pallets.
2) Always be aware of your surroundings when unloading a truck with a pallet jack. Specifically where the tail gate ends. Also the presence of cameras.
3) Misuse of work equipment could result in making it to the front page of Fail Blog.
The new service will work alongside Amazon's Cloud Cam and a 'smart lock' to allow for vetted Amazon delivery drivers entry into Prime customers' homes that aren't around. Naturally, the 'revolutionary' service was met with a tidal wave of apprehension from people that aren't totally down with "thoroughly vetted" strangers being inside their damn homes while they're away...
Ordering pizza is a sacred art. You have to choose carefully your toppings, sides, and driver.
A local hero named Ford ordered (Forderd?) from Domino's the other day, but made a special request for his pizza. Ford demanded that his pizza be delivered by the "baddest bitch." And that's when things went from cheese to extra cheese. This is so cool.
