From the submitter:
This continued for several more messages. It got to the point where she actually thought that I died.
It'll at least make sense at his funeral.
Forget 4chan, Photobucket is "that" part of the internet.
To be fair, we never talked about her while she was alive because you never know what you've got until it's gone. #bigyellowtaxi #jonimitchell #notcountingcrows
When you're picking out something special for your something someone special this Valentine's Day, make sure you say it right. Like talking about death, that's SURE to get him/her/them/it in the romantic mood.
The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.
Plus, he's already stiff from rigor mortis, so no supplements needed.
You can find way less tacky ways to LOL over Halloween today on Holidays!