dead

If you're gonna go through the trouble of emptying out an animal, filling it with sawdust, gluing on some googly eyes and showing it off, it would behoove you to try your absolute best. These ones didn't fare so well in the afterlife. They say practice makes perfect but... yikes.

What's that saying? Improvise, Adapt, Overcome? Yeah that's not super applicable when you need glue and a curtain rod to get rid of a single dead mouse. She figured it out though, so that's... good?

After being left in the Zimbabwe wilderness and left for dead, the strangest thing happened to this guy when he walked into his own funeral. That's no metaphor. I can't imagine a more absurd scenario. I don't think that guy will be picking up any more hitchhikers.