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Dating is a tricky place. Whether it's online, blind, or a witty pick up line at the bar, the ways to start that dance are nearly endless. Unfortunately, some people still don't manage to navigate its nuances, and end up a lesson what not to do.

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A collection of funny and awkward moments from the world of Tumblr | are looking on here? Today 11:31 PM Someone Venmo School haha Why don't get job? Sent text messages texting

Bellyflops, Wins, And Plain Awkward Tinder Moments

Man tells his sister that she should lower her dating standards as a single mom | AITA telling my single mom sister she should get more realistic comes her dating standards? Asshole context: My older sister 32(f) is single mother two (7m and 5f) because her marriage ended after 4 years. He is still around and pays child, but she's mostly raising kids on her own. She has been single quite some time and recently tried start dating again. My sister thinks herself as good catch college degree, well

Man Tells Sister She Should Lower Her Dating Standards

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Man misunderstands a common phrase, and girlfriend's dad suffers a shock as a result | r/tifu Join u/ChainedEagle 22h TIFU by telling my Girlfriend's Dad our relationship decline and would be asking his permission have an affair. M This happened last month during staycation U.K. with my (25M) girlfriend's (25F) family. My GF, her mum and her sister decided go shopping day. Her dad, sister's boyfriend and headed pub were about 3 pints FU began GFs Dad OP long have and my daughter been together

Man Misunderstands Common Phrase, Girlfriend's Dad Suffers A Shock As Result

patient lists mistress as emergency contact | Posted by u/eatapeach18 3 days ago called d my patient's mistress, but just doing told oc L This happened back 2009 working part time at doctor's office while nursing school one receptionists and did all filing and cataloguing and such boring work, but doctor (my boss) guaranteed job after nursing school so 's why did This particular doctor an orthopedic surgeon had lots patients coming MRIS, CT scans, and X-rays. This one particular patient, Frank

Patient Lists Their Mistress as Emergency Contact, Gets Exposed

Woman gives neighbor her number, and guy's girlfriend proceeds to freak out | r/tifu u/-Lawyer--Pink TIFU by giving new neighbor my number. M few days ago met girl who recently moved into my building on my way do laundry were both elevator heading machines and got talking about people leave laundry room an absolute disaster. She said something effect my husband and l can't stand disgusting gets Eventually, she left.

Woman Gives New Neighbor Phone Number, Breakup Ensues

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Date flips out when she realizes that she has to pay for her own food | Hey, wann go out tonight? After did last time expect go out with again? Wow have done??9 made pay my own food and drink while paid only yours wtf

Date Has To Pay For Her Own Food, Flips Out

Guy makes a PowerPoint presentation for his Tinder match, and it goes well | live Chicago D: noooo0o don't read people's little profiles do Hey. do. just forgot lol look dumb now loi lol Haha sorry text messages

Guy Creates PowerPoint Presentation For Tinder Match

A Tumblr thread about how people fail miserably at flirting | teaboot number times have been delighted by witty banter only find out later Flirting" is both unfortunate and disappointing. teaboot "haha so about guy, huh?"

Tumblr Thread: People Fail At Identifying Flirting

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People describe their most brutal breakup lines in an AskReddit thread | _iPood_ 4h Hey baby, are tunnel? Because breaking up.

People's Most Brutal Breakup Lines

A broke ex complains about getting a free pizza | Ordered pizza Its large Should have leftovers few 8:06 PM days Why did do like 8:06 PM Do 8:07 PM gonna ask soda 8:07 PM O sorry just trying help not feeling good so kind just out 8:08 PM

Broke Ex Whines About Free Pizza

A fairly aggressive girlfriend steals from a guy's bank account, so her academic career takes a nosedive | r/ProRevenge u/justwaititgetsbetter 2d Join 8 N 7 e 3 "Fairly aggressive" girlfriend stole my bank account, so sent her academic career into nosedive senior at large state university. This happened first semester my freshman year selected an honors-type program placed co-ed dorm building with every other student program. As dumb freshman rushed into

Aggressive Girlfriend Steals From Bank Account, Pro Revenge Ensues

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A collection of funny and awkward moments from various Tinder users | profile Rat, 35 My name is Ray and can't change SHARE RAT'S PROFILE SEE FRIEND THINKS | Can solve Rubik's cube less than 12 seconds? No way Okay good neither can Just wanted make sure wouldn't be intimidated by Haha okay good Okay sweet dating now 's tinder works Or so told Lol ok but don't think my boyfriend would like No fine with

Totally Random And Hilarious Tinder Moments

An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

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A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

A Twitter thread about a guy getting catfished by a girl's thirsty mom | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod 4 talked on phone but made mistake never FaceTiming her mean She gave her snap and watched her snaps all time as she watched mine and then would talk about posted so honestly never saw red flag she wasn't who she said she

Twitter Thread: Man Gets Catfished By Girl's Mom