Well, she's more of an ex-girlfriend at this point.

Life often presents us with great difficulties that seek to try out every measure of wit. Checking the time on a digital clock is not one of these things. The digital clock has removed all effort and skill required to tell the time, and even that was taught at a first-grade level. Inexplicably, this guy is absolutely unwilling and unable to lift his phone in the middle of the night, press the button to turn it on, and then scan his eyes across the screen to tell the time. He would rather wake h…

When you've been married to or dating someone for years it's easy to get complacent and think that you know everything there is to know about them. It can be surprising then when they then throw something at you completely out of left field. It's in those moments that you're then reminded just how deep different facets of ourselves can be buried. This combined with the fact that who we are is constantly shifting, growing, and changing can hopefully keep things interesting enough in a long-term…

Another week, another list of Tinder Moments. I sincerely hope that this week has treated you kindly and you're coming off a burner of a long weekend. From this week I'm going to start including some of the top comments and reactions from the posts. Just shake things up a little bit and add a little more context and color. So welcome again to this week's Top Tinder Moments, a collection of the hottest trending Tinder memes, profiles, and conversations that have been floating around online over…

Where them "Tired Girls" at?

There's no coming back from that.

Maybe he shouldn't be at the wedding.

He wouldn't make it long as a secret agent.

Everyone has something that gives them the “ick” I've definitely covered this before, but mine is any sort of eating, mouth, or food noises. It's just something that I absolutely can not tolerate and can quickly drive me up the bloody wall. It's completely irrational, and I'm happy to admit that, but just something about the way those noises touch my ears makes my skin crawl. Traditionally people would say, “Like nails on a chalkboard.” for me, it's' “An open mouth chewer churning through a slo…

He needs to boost his self confidence.

Ahhhh. Just like Grandma made it 50 years ago... because grandma did make it 50 years ago.

Sit down, Heather.

These might be familiar.

Welcome to this week's “Top Tinder Moments," a treasure trove of the hottest trending online-dating related items of the past week. Tinder can be an abyss of despair where all of your hopes and dreams of ever finding true love go to die... Which is why it's always nice to pan for those little nuggets of gold from such a despondent place. This week's batch has its fair share of “thirsty” bios. Some lovely ladies and gents who like to lay it all out there and be as forward as possible. Sift on th…

Themes are not optional

Welcome to this week's “Top Tinder Moments," an extravaganza of everything that is wrong (and right) with the modern landscape of online dating.