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Edgy Teen Jokingly Asks If Friend's Date Has Killed Anyone, He Says "Yes"

Dark jokes are fun and awesome until the exact moment when they get too real. I guess the lesson here is to not fully assume that everyone's got the same background as you. Damn that's awkward. I guess they got a bit of a history lesson out of it. Here are more awkward cringe moments that keep people up at night.

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Dude's Homophobic Uncle Shows up as His Grindr Date

Dating can be unpredictable, but this is ridiculous. We envy no person who ends up in this situation, especially with such a tormenting hypocrite. Yikes, dude. For another dating nightmare, check out this absolutely insane tinder match who couldn't handle this girl's vocabulary.

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Nervous Couple's Wholesome First Date Will Warm Your Cold Soul

This Twitter user chronicled some young love he stumbled upon in a restaurant on a random Sunday. The couple didn't realize it, but they even had the waitstaff rooting for them.  If you've had a date like this, you may get a blast from the past.

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Classic Twitter Thread Describes Insufferable Failed Date with Pretentious Dude

Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.

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18 Regret-Filled People Share Their Cringiest High School Moments

High School is either a time you never forget for the rest of your life, or if you're like most people, a time you'll try to forget for the rest of your life. It's a time when people make huge social mistakes and have none of the skills to make up for them. Here are some of the stories that keep people up at night.

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Presumptuous Date Loses It When She Has to Pay for Her Own Food

This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?

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And to think, one of these handsome cowboys appears to be without a date...

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A Washington high school student thought he was “the bomb,” so he decided to strap a fake one on to his body to ask a girl to prom.

Bad idea.

Ibrahim Ahmad was suspended for 5 days after he showed up in the cafeteria dressed like a suicide bomber, and as a result he can’t even go to prom anymore.

The costume consisted of red tubes and wires attached to a paintball vest, and he was holding a sign that read: “I kno it’s A little Late, But I’m kinda…THE BOMB! Rilea, Will U Be My Date To Prom?”

He told The Columbian that he was pressured into doing it.

“In ‘promposals,’ you’re supposed to go big,” he said. “It’s kind of a trending thing now, too, where everyone just asks in a really creative way.”

Ahmad also said wonders if the school only punished because he is Middle Eastern, and he thinks that any other student probably wouldn’t have faced the same consequences.

The superintendent released this statement to KPTV:

Our administrators and staff are committed to creating learning environments where all students are safe and parents feel comfortable sending their children to school. Given all that is going on in the world today, even simulated weapons/devices can undermine our collective efforts to create a safe school and therefore are handled with appropriate disciplinary actions.