dark

Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman  standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.

We get it, they're cartoons, so anything is possible. However, some of these inconsistencies are at least bizarre and at most dark as hell.

This season, give the gift of stupid. You wouldn't believe how many businesses don't check their copy for ass-related hiccups. And for that we are grateful.

Say what you will, but we will never not find it hilarious when a sign for anything ART related gets sullied by a well-placed F. Here's some top quality accidental filth.

These are bound to fill you with some kind of existential dread and/or anxiety. Proceed at your own risk...

Here are more Cursed_Images in case these were not enough.

So apparently if you don't keep an urn sealed well enough, the human remains inside turn into a formidable brick of your loved one. Luckily, we live in 2018 so you can go to the internet for answers. And especially luckily, people have more to offer than just a simple solution. They also have terrifically dark one-liners.

Nobody out here is proofreading their work, and we're grateful for it. Here's some serious attempts that went off the rails into Crap Town.

New web comic strip Hot Paper Comics is one of our favorite new comic strips of the year.

The artists taste for dark absurdity pushes all the right buttons for us.

These expertly-crafted dark comics are going to make you raise your eyebrows in bewilderment even as you're laughing your ass off at their awesomeness.

These comic creators are probably some of the best around right now. 

These ridiculous comics from 'War and Peas' are bound to get a laugh or two out of you!

A small sample from our favorite comic on the wide web.

Hold onto your seats, folks, because this is easily one of the more twisted tales of immoral depravity I've encountered in a long while. That or we're dealing with a storyteller who has a dark imagination on par with the horror-inclined Stephen Kinglike brains of the world. 

Because let's be honest, cats are super metal.