If you're having a family emergency, wouldn't you expect your family to be there?

Those are good friends.

Everyone has something.

If anyone needed a reason to lie silently in bed with their eyes open, consider “the heat death of the universe” or “Victorian Brits ate all the mummies” as decent insomnia fodder. The universe we live in is plagued with injustice, cruelty and gross realities, but hey, some of them are kind of cool to know. So here's some stuff to alienate your family at dinner. Here are some more freaky facts to feel weird about.

Danger comes in a wide variety of flavors.

They could have just dropped it but no.

It's way too specific.

You learn something new every day.

Looking back, some of it seems a little off.

This one is pretty sad.

A lot of strange choices were made.

You sort of have to go where the wind takes you.