This ample collection of puns is sure to torture the very fibers of the being of your soul. If I was wittier, I would write some puns of my own here but you're just going to have to make do with some that I've stolen about writing instead. "I’m starting to write a book about a tornado disaster It’s just a draft at the moment." "What do u call a zombie that writes music? A decomposer." "My cavewoman girlfriend dumped me. I should have seen the writing on the wall." "I’m writing a book about reve…

Ah, dad jokes. You gotta live with 'em and you could probably live without 'em

It's the dadliest catch.

Dad jokes just never get old.

Your eyes will roll and your mom will lol.

They're extra dadly.

They're a way of life.

We're always ready for more dad jokes.

They're not wrong.

Pile in everybody.

Always handy to have these in the back pocket.

Be consumed by wordplay.

Some of them are clever!

Dad jokes from The Dad on twitter that will you face palm.

Get thee to a punnery.

Ah, nice.