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Dumb and Clever Puns to Love and Hate

Puns are one of those things that even though you might hate, you can't really avoid. Try as you might to avoid them and yell at the people who bring them into your life, but someone will always come back with a sackful of puns to spill all over your life. They're both incredibly clever and horribly dumb at the same time.

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Man Lives To Regret Cracking Dad Jokes At Airport

The desire to crack a dad joke can be too much to bear sometimes. In this case, the guy learned his lesson about maybe exercising some more self restraint the next time the maddening urge to unleash a dad joke presents itself at the airport. 

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Utterly Delightful Dad Jokes

There's a special place in our hearts for the good old fashioned dad jokes of the world. They're simple and unavoidably entertaining. Always good to bank on the dad jokes the next time a social gathering could use a little icebreaker. 

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A Sackful of Puns to Spill All Over

Sure, puns aren't exactly the height of comedy. In fact it's pretty normal to hate them. From the groan-tastic to the dad-tier, there are all sorts of dumb and clever puns to feel stupid about. Sometimes you need a break from humor that has a "premise" or "intelligent point" and you just want a bundle of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

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Dumb and Clever Puns to Feel Stupid About

Sometimes puns make us feel witty and clever for getting them, other times they make us feel dumber for having had endured them. Honestly we haven't really made up our minds on if wordplay is even good or not. Here's a smattering of puns to fill that wordplay hole.

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A Hole of Puns to Fall Down Into

Sometimes when the world seems overly complex and hard to comprehend, you might find yourself in need of some ridiculously stupid puns to cheer yourself up. That or these will just make you angry. If you're in need of wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

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A Field of Puns to Wander Around In

We're not sure if puns are funny, but they sure are there. The general consensus with wordplay like this is that it's not funny at all until it is. So here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Puns and dad jokes of all stripes have their time and place, like this plate full of puns to fall face-first into.

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Man's Facebook Post Is Ultimate Dad Joke

This guy might be looking to meet someone special, but he is clearly already in touch with his inner dad. The dad joke is strong in this post, indeed. Check out some more witty and stupid jokes that are technically correct over here.

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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don't always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there's not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can't say they're completely wrong.

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A Plate of Puns to Fall Face First Into

Puns are a lot like a party guest with a guitar: usually not welcome, but excellent when deployed appropriately. We can't really tell if we love or hate puns, but there's certainly a time and place for them. If you're in need of more wordplay, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

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Punny Dad Jokes That Outdaded Themselves

We love dad jokes. And oh boy, do we love puns. They're hilariously simple and playful. They point out the obvious in an usual way, and most of us can easily understand them. Sometimes they're so silly and dumbed down that we almost want to facepalm. If you're on the fence about a facepalm, these should push you over the edge.

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A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it's also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here's another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

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Sign's Pun Game is Too On Point

The sign for the Indian Hills Community Center has a long history of having a pun game that's too strong. There's something weirdly quaint about a sign with good puns. For some more quality puns, here's a smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

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Brilliant, Horrible, Beautiful and Stupid Puns

We're still not sure if we love or hate puns. We'll enjoy a few and then we'll see one that just makes us mad. Yet, even though we find ourselves hating puns for a while, we always come crawling back to them, seeking puns to fill the pun void.

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A Smattering of Puns to Fill the Pun Void

Honestly we're not sure if we even love or hate puns. These clever jokes and witty jokes just kind of exist. Some puns satiate our wordplay cravings while others just make us mad. Some make us feel smart for liking them, others make us feel stupid. They're just never going away.

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Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

We respect beautiful stupid puns but they can kind of get to be too much. That said, we can't stay away from them for too long until we need our fix. Then we go back to hating them again. They make us feel smart and stupid at the same time. It's hard to tell if we love or hate puns.

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