dad jokes

Advertisement

Text - O 7% oo vodafone UK 01:11 Notes 5 January 2014 01:11 Dad: what comes after S in the alphabet? Ме: Т?? Dad: milk and two sugars thanks I fall for this way too often.

Can't You Just Ask Me Like a Normal Person?

dad jokes kids jokes parenting signs - 7936395008

It's Like a Dad Joke Come to Life

Advertisement

bad jokes

Top 10 Walking Dad Jokes

People - ELL Dad comes home from work, my brother and I are playing the NES in our bedroom. He pops his head in, "Hello boys. Just playing your Seven-Eight-Don't?" We look at him, confused. He squints at the console. "Oops, my mistake-- that's a Nine-Ten-Do!" Such an awful Dad joke, but we cracked up at the time. We were in tears. 20 years later and we still reference it, while Dad can't believe we even remember it.

You Never Forget a Good Dad Joke

Text - almost finished my first model kit! its only taken 6 or so years 14 minutes ago Like Comment like this. and Dad Well the box recommends 6-12 years doesn't it? You're doing great 13 minutes ago Like 1 person failbook.com

Thanks, Dad

Advertisement

Text - CLASSIC DAD JOKES uhat? "higher ? let me off! Fig. A The deliberate misunderstanding

No Dad, You're Not Listening!

Trending Now

Mom kicks 20-something-year-old daughters out of her house for ignoring their sick 7-year-old half-brother when they were supposed to be babysitting him: ‘They argued that I was making them act like they are the parent and placing responsibility on them’

Mom kicks 20-something-year-old daughters out of her house for ignoring their sick 7-year-old half-brother when they were supposed to be babysitting him: ‘They argued that I was making them act like they are the parent and placing responsibility on them’

‘I loved hearing someone finally call them on it’: 15-year-old son refuses to defend parents from favoritism allegations after years of being treated as second-best to his 17-year-old brother

‘I loved hearing someone finally call them on it’: 15-year-old son refuses to defend parents from favoritism allegations after years of being treated as second-best to his 17-year-old brother

New employee convinces coworkers to collect proof of boss's toxic behavior, takes it all to HR, and ends boss's career: ‘He went from manager to low-level employee’

New employee convinces coworkers to collect proof of boss's toxic behavior, takes it all to HR, and ends boss's career: ‘He went from manager to low-level employee’

16-year-old eats half of 14-year-old cousin's $140 birthday cake before the party, doesn't get invited back the next year, mom refuses to step in: ‘[The cake] cost me around $140’

16-year-old eats half of 14-year-old cousin's $140 birthday cake before the party, doesn't get invited back the next year, mom refuses to step in: ‘[The cake] cost me around $140’

Quality control supervisor tells fruit-robot-checker to stop reporting issues that she sees and to just do her job: 'Your job is only to count. Count, count, count, and count. That’s it'

Quality control supervisor tells fruit-robot-checker to stop reporting issues that she sees and to just do her job: 'Your job is only to count. Count, count, count, and count. That’s it'

'She hasn't spoken to me in 2 days, but I smell amazing': 30-year-old man gets into dispute with 30-year-old wife over fancy soap

'She hasn't spoken to me in 2 days, but I smell amazing': 30-year-old man gets into dispute with 30-year-old wife over fancy soap

Advertisement