Criminally Dumb Criminal

When this guy's ex-girlfriend shafted him out of hundreds of dollars, he ended up going on to report her for tax fraud, and left her liable for thousands more. A revenge well done if we do say so ourselves. 

People are revealing what the "black market" was when they were in school. We've got stories as confusing as an actual "acorns black market", to the more criminal and sketchy black markets that apparently involved illicit substances. 

Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me. 

A recent AskReddit thread has divorce lawyers, people that know divorce lawyers, and other people that have had their time in the court of law, sharing the most screwed they've ever seen someone in court. The stupidity runs strong in these cases of criminally dumb criminals. That and a little bit of heartlessness. 

These criminals went full stupid. It's almost like some part of them wanted to get arrested. We'd speculate further on what they could've been thinking, but it seems glaringly evident that there is a serious lack of brain activity. If you're looking for more police-fueled drama fails, check out 20+ times police officers accidentally grabbed the wrong person.  

These people are ready to confess about lying under oath now...

These police officers did NOT have the right guy. The ensuing stories are filled with avoidable panic and the sweet relief of realizing that everything is in fact, okay, and not about to give way to criminal charges. 

Want some more police-themed drama? Check out this list of the times police officers encountered criminal masterminds, here! Some wild stuff in there. 

Fox 8 News of Cleveland shared this mugshot to their Facebook page, and the comments section had a field day with the roasts. The guy's abnormally large head was teased in all the ways. This isn't the first time we've seen a comments section get fired up over a wacky mugshot. You might know what we're referencing...yes, Neck Guy. See here for that spicy series of roasts. 

Legal counselors shared the biggest fails they've witnessed in the courtroom from lawyers and defendants. These are absolute gems. Sometimes, especially in tense courtrooms where the pressure's high and people's nerves are fried, EVERYTHING comes undone. 

If this list left you wanting some more courtroom drama, check out some of the most obscure laws lawyers have ever used in cases right here!

Chaos is ready to break out at a moment's notice in the courtroom. You never know when someone's steely poker face could give way to a hellish show of full-on CRAZY.