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Lawyers' Best Gotcha Moments

Sometimes criminals are criminally dumb. Sometimes, it's as if lawyers experience the wonderful sensation of euphoria that comes from having someone else do their job for them. And usually that process is carried out by those individuals in mindless fashion. 

Lawyers describe the best gotcha moments that they've experienced | deleted Plaintiff had an x-ray an allegedly broken arm seemed off and dates didn't make sense house at an academic medical center looked at case more closely and discovered Plaintiff x-ray tech at another hospital. After all over.
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Guy Comments On Police's Wanted Ad For Him

You don't see this kind of strategy from a runaway criminal, every day. Yes, it'd seem this guy decided to comment on the actual Facebook post by the police department looking for him. Not sure what the game plan was with that move, bud. 

Guy comments on his own wanted ad on Facebook | Richland WA Police Department Wanted Wednesday! Anthony Akers (38) is wanted by Department Corrections Failure Comply. If have any information please call 509-628-0333. Calm down, im going turn myself Richland WA Police Department Hey Anthony haven't seen yet. Our business hours are 8:00 am 5:00 pm Monday through Friday course if need ride can call non- emergency (509-628-0333) and will pick up.
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Guy Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

This guy just introduced a new and pure genius way to potentially get out of having to deal with a speeding ticket. Who could've known that fart spray would be so clutch 

Guy dodges a speeding ticket by using fart spray | tweet by FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Via Brad
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There's really no way to understand why terrible people pull these kind of stunts. 

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This footage shows a Tulsa police officer texting moments before a gnarly crash. Apparently the police officer was taken tot the hospital with minor injuries, and the other driver wasn't injured. All in all, definitely not the kind of stunt you should be pulling as a police officer. 

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The Worst Defenses People Have Made In Court

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the worst defenses they'd seen made in court. The resulting insights offer rare glimpses at some criminally dumb criminals. These people were nowhere near ready for court, and their "defenses" speak volumes to that. 

A collection of the worst defenses people have seen made in the court of law.
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"He's got a nose and some hair." The people in Pennsylvania were surely on the intense lookout for this intimidating beast of a suspected thief. 

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This guy had robbed 7 stores before this, and decided to test his luck again with an 8th miserably failed robbery attempt. Queue up the cops, justice, high fives, and laughs. Not this time, buddy! 

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Ex-Girlfriend Shafts Guy Out Of Hundreds, So He Reports Her For Tax Fraud And Leaves Her Liable For Thousands

When this guy's ex-girlfriend shafted him out of hundreds of dollars, he ended up going on to report her for tax fraud, and left her liable for thousands more. A revenge well done if we do say so ourselves. 

Guy's girlfriend shafts him out of hundreds so he takes her to court, reports her for tax fraud, and leaves her liable for thousands.
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26 People Disclose What The "Black Market" Was In Their School

People are revealing what the "black market" was when they were in school. We've got stories as confusing as an actual "acorns black market", to the more criminal and sketchy black markets that apparently involved illicit substances. 

People on AskReddit disclose what the "black market" was in their school.
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Cops Shut Down Frat Party So Insane That The Indoor Air Read A .01 On Breathalzyer

Let's never forget the time that a frat party at American University in Maryland got shut down for being absolutely insane, with an alleged indoor air that gave off a reading of .01 on the breathalyzer. You've gotta be kidding me. 

crazy frat party with alcoholic air
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27 Divorce Lawyers Share The Most Screwed They've Ever Seen Someone

A recent AskReddit thread has divorce lawyers, people that know divorce lawyers, and other people that have had their time in the court of law, sharing the most screwed they've ever seen someone in court. The stupidity runs strong in these cases of criminally dumb criminals. That and a little bit of heartlessness. 

divorce lawyers sharing stories such as one about mormon couple
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This is disgusting. Apparently prosecutors dropped 120 cases from Wester's charges. Unreal. So many families' lives were impacted, if not ruined by this man's evil BS. 

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10+ Criminally Stupid Times People Outed Themselves To The Police

These criminals went full stupid. It's almost like some part of them wanted to get arrested. We'd speculate further on what they could've been thinking, but it seems glaringly evident that there is a serious lack of brain activity. If you're looking for more police-fueled drama fails, check out 20+ times police officers accidentally grabbed the wrong person.  

stupid people outing themselves to police
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