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If you're looking for cursed weird crap, look no further than Goodwill. You'll find mannequins with baby heads, Shrek rectal thermometers (Shrektal?), and signed crap from celebrities you forgot about. There's no end to the strange stuff you'll find in the average stack of junk. For more, here are some fantastically weird thrift store finds that will leave you with questions.

These cursed class presentations must've left the class helplessly speechless. Sometimes a teacher or a student throws a total curveball the class's way, and it's all you can do to sit there and try to NOT make a scene. 

Twitter user @ashleyfryer, shared the gritty details of her sketch Airbnb experience. It sounds like we've got a real-life house of horrors on our hands! Definitely has all the makings of a nice modern horror story. And the setting will just be different Airbnbs. 

I sorely hope nobody actually believes this. What starts as a nightmarish and unsettling Tumblr post gives way to a lesson in why you should read those usernames. Therein lies the real answer to the peace of mind in this post. That being said, here is an actual freaky Tumblr post on what you should do if you're ever buried alive. Now THAT is something my anxiety can get behind with full enthusiasm. 

The spouses of sleep-talkers know that you can expect them to say absolutely everything and anything. Some funnier, some creepier, and some more outright threatening. Some people even dedicate their social media to all the insane things their spouse says in their sleep.

There are a lot of reasons to leave a job. Maybe you get a better offer at a different place for more money. Hell, maybe the job just sucks. These people just happened to leave because they were violent, dumb, selfish, creepy and just plain stupid. For more like this, here are some dumbstruck employees sharing stories of their dumbest coworkers.

The internet is a magical place where you can see just about anything you want. You can also see a whole lot of things you'd never thought you wanted to see, or things you're pretty confident you never wanted to know existed in the first place. So here's that. Here's a bunch more uncommon things that'll make you say "Thanks but that's a lot of internet."

A brave young journalist named Joanna Chiu has a Twitter thread going viral. It's about stepping in when you see a despicable creeper doing their creepy thing out in public. This kind of courageous heroism is an inspiration, and sets the tone for how other people should handle creepers if/when they catch them out in public. 

Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more.

Here are some accounts of times things got extra real. Whether it was a transformative moment, a shocking one, or when something super awkward happened. If you're looking for a funnier change of pace, here's a hilariously stupid call Lawrence PD had to respond to.

This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again. 

These troubled video games relive the gnarly moments they met their online friends, and things escalated toward disaster. Sometimes those "friendships" are best left online. You don't want to find yourself in the middle of a sketchy situation where you're already thinking about how "you're never going to do this again."