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Everyone things that trees are peaceful, but in reality they're the only thing out there willing to eat anything. No predator out there would think to eat a motorcycle. Sure, you have to lean that puppy up against a tree and wait a few years, but by gum after a decade or so those famished trees will engulf that sucker. It should be known that trees are low key monsters.

Not too much good happens between the hours of 3 and 5 in the morning. If anyone is out and about, there's a good chance they're not out to shop for groceries or buy flowers for their mom. Sometimes people are out to lurk. Darkness does that. People see some creepy stuff working the night shift.

Why should food be constrained by terms like "appealing" and "not horrible?" Why should food only go in a mouth? Why don't we put scrambled eggs in a shoe? It's all about breaking down paradigms man. Sure, a lot of these are horrible cursed foods, but sometimes it's time to really freak out the squares with some ham ice cream and peanut butter and jelly body art. Open up Satan's crock pot for some cursed foods.

As we've all had hammered into our heads from an early age, dolphins and whales are mammals. Put extremely simply, dolphins started when some kind of weird pig/rat/wolf/hippo creature figured land was a bad move and there were more opportunities back in the water. That in-between thing looks like a failed science experiment. Nature has produced some strange things, like this cold-blooded freak-devil cave goat. For some mythological biology, here's Tumblr's take on dragon evolution.

There are moments in our lives when, despite everyone's best efforts to keep us around, the benefits clearly don't outweigh the risks, and we have that freeing moment when we realize we can just leave. It can be a bad job or sketchy situation. Sometimes it just take a "screw this, I'm out" moment for us to notice that it's probably a better idea to set out for greener pastures.

So, the Elephant's Foot mold sounds like some sort of mythological Medusa-level monster. Sounds to me like a big heap of forbidden pudding. Seriously, no thank you. Here's to hoping we don't find ourselves one day in the future, being enslaved by black mold overlords. 

Sometimes everyday life gets altered in a way that makes us think we're living in a simulation. Sometimes it's just a creepy moment, sometimes it's a strange coincidence. Either way, sometimes something so strange or unlikely happens that we just have to wonder if we're living in a boring, crappy matrix.

We like to think we're in control of our own lives, but that's not always the case. We do our best to stay out of trouble, but sometimes it's just up to chance, or someone else's intervention that we don't end up stepping into a pit of snakes. One missed bus or the decision to have cake instead of pie can lead to some missed bullets or crazy butterfly effect situations.

Man, we can't imagine what must've been going through that poor roadside motel guest's head when they saw some kind of literal Lovecraftian monster appear in their bathroom. With that being said, it's nothing short of a hilarious picture. The poor plumber was just out there trying to do his job. Little did he know that he was going to traumatize an unsuspecting guest. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this story about an entitled boomer who learned that they couldn't handle a service job. 

The world is full of hazards, and with them a bunch of creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure, it's extremely freaky to read a sign that explains anyone could be lurking in the woods, but it's definitely better than if there were no sign at all. We can at least give some credit to these spooky signs that say a lot with their creepiness.

We've all seen some strange and totally unprovable things in our lives. There have been times we've sworn we've seen disappearing items, strange premonitions, lights in the sky and weird stuff staring back at us from the darkness. None of them have straightforward explanations, but they're at least interesting. For more unprovable strangeness, here are people's creepiest theories on the nature of reality.

Here we are yet again with the wonderful, wandering minds of the Tumblr world delivering just the kind of informative, and unsettling thread that really takes the brain for a trip. Apparently, there's an actual reason why us human beings can feel the cringe chills come on when animation seems to be too realistic. It's called the uncanny valley effect. What makes the effect so unsettling, is reflecting on why we could've developed that kind of "survival instinct" in the first place. Was it because there used to be some sort of alien monster thing scouring the globe back in the day that was a threat to homo sapiens' survival? Maybe so, maybe so. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with these cooks that bonded over their dysfunctional family members.

Those plants do a whole lot more for humans than just providing oxygen. This post claims that plants are also invaluable when it comes to humans keeping a grasp on their sanity. It turns out that the plant doesn't even have to be real. Just being able to merely look at something resembling a plant helps keep the mind's corridors from being overran by the ghostly howls of pure insanity. Check out some more random gold from Tumblr with this thread about vegan clothing vs. fur clothing.

It shouldn't be a surprise that people are weird. We're weird as heck. We make life-like werewolf babies and fill our biceps with synthetic polymers until we look like cartoons. Naturally all those cursed images end up in the wonderful worldwide receptacle we call the internet. The weirdness never ends.

Sometimes, you just get lucky. It's like the universe intervenes on your behalf, and saves you from all kinds of untold suffering. It could be an online dating situation that takes on an air of startling creepiness, or maybe a literal bullet dodged. You never know. At least good fortune smiled down upon these blessed human beings.