Uhhh, hired. But actually this is one of the finer portrayals of Craigslist gone crazy that we've stumbled across in some time. Wonder if things ever worked out for that supercreep offering Coachella tickets for 20 cringeworthy demands.
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Grandpa goes on Craigslist
I wish I could have known this wrinkly, bag of legendary bones back when he was in his early twenties. Grandpa just wants to live out the rest of his days in peace, and he'll be damned if we're going to judge him for it.- especially Craigslist people!
If you found this strange Craigslist funny check out everything we have tagged as Craigslist and you might just not get anything done all day. Just please don't actually respond to any of these, OK?
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Epic Craigslist Trolling
Well, I guess Trix aren't for kids after all. Hey that's not a short-hair, it's a short hare! Alright, for real, I'm done. I'll see myself out. Honestly, these are just the kinds of ridiculous Craigslist inspired conversations I liiiive for. Buyer A, entirely unsuspecting, happens upon a first class troll who proceeds to confuse the shit out of them by bending their conversation so out of whack, it's almost something of a wonder they didn't pawn off the rabbit without knowing it.
Want to see some of the worst Craigslist ads ever devised? Or maybe you are someone who likes to see the best that Craigslist can come up with. Either way, you won't be disappointed.
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Via i4u
After using Craigslist to hunt down an old Macintosh, redditor bobwowbob stumbled upon a NSFW surprise hidden in a fake “America Online” folder. As it turns out bobwowbob had actually discovered a rare “interactive erotica” app, called MacPlaymate. The app was put together by comic book artist and game designer, Mike Saenz in 1986.
The premise of MacPlaymate was very simple:
Players could strip down a digital avatar named Maxie, mess around with Maxie using various sex toys with names like Mighty Mo Throbber, and watch Maxie 'make it' with other digital characters. The software even had a “panic” button that'd bring up a spreadsheet if someone walked by your computer screen.
The following is a NSFW demo of MacPlaymate, and the dude's voice and commentary are at least 20x creepier than the software itself:
"It wasn't my fart, I swear." One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him. His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."
Via Pimpnasty09
If anyone goes to buy this turtle off Craigslist, be sure those crushed dreams are included as listed.
