craigslist

"Does not bite but is mean as hell." We don't think this one's going to work out....

Time to start collecting those fake checks at the trophies they are. 

This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.

The audacity of these folks to waste people's time! Do they think they're being smart?

Is this dude immortal or what. 

Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.

Big ups to her for not losing her sh*t on this one. Because if I were here I would have been at the police station reporting it since "hello". But it baffles me that Craigslist even had a personals section to begin with. What did they expect on a second hand site, except to find second hand intimacy and relationships (depended on how much you want to pay). 

But clearly this guy isn't alone, because some people have had chance encounters with who they believe are their life partners, even though they have no idea, and will probably be getting a restraining order when they see the Craigslist posts. Buit some people took it way too far, like this Craigslist creep who definitely needs to be found and given shock therapy.

Desperately hope this is real life. 

Here's a cheers to this person fighting the good fight! 

As unflattering and honest as the car itself. But this guy could sell s**t to a sewage plant. And he definitely needs a comedy special on Netflix, before Comedy Network sucks him up and makes him into another nothing. I might even take some of his material myself.

We all had that jalopy that every time we turned the key we prayed it didn't explode. It's quirks and safety hazards, we took as character and the million dents bumps scratches and jerry-rigged, were just "adding to the vintage look". I can't wait until you explain the bumpers falling off when you close the doors "It was their time...".

 Craigslist can be a great place to find hidden gems, and cars are not the only Craigslist goldmines some people have found. This individual probably made enough to pay his mother to rent the garage out at least another 6 months. This guy ingeniously disguised his wares as innocent household items, and you won't believe how people reacted.

These ridiculous craigslist ads graced our lives during 2017 and were the little grains of salt on top of the complete meal of insanity that was 2017. These are genuinely some of the strangest posts I've ever seen. From insane divorcees to gormless animal lovers taking in stray "cats", at least one of these people was or will be submitted to the Darwin Awards at some point. 

Want to see even more of the craziest people ever to grace the Craigslist classifieds? Or maybe just some of the most hilarious Craigslist ads ever posted.

Read and weep, this is pure comedic brilliance.

This is a classic great idea on how to take a classifieds site and use it in your favor. Where else would it be remotely socially acceptable to post an ad like this. These weirdos and their bizarre Craigslist ads might do well to pay attention, because they are clearly not as skilled. Nor are they as funny as these cat classifieds, though the "knocked up wh**e" definitely is my personal favorite.

Look long and hard enough and you're bound to dig up some craziness on the good 'ol Craigslist.