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Memes of Crime and Punishment

Ever fancied yourself interested in the legal system or at least wanted to make a goof out of crime? Here are some memes related to all things legal and criminal. Does looking at memes make you more knowledgeable of the criminal justice system? We think so. For some intriguing stories, here are some lawyers biggest revelations in court.

funny memes about law and crime | Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs standing in a cell Follow more recipes | fast this duck going bird sitting at the end of skid makrs
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Judge Orders Slimy Landlord to Re-Sod Their Own Lawn

When this Landlord went back on their word and tried to con their old tenants out of their security deposit, they took the matter to court. You don't expect a judge to be so sensible. For another landlord-based revenge story, here's a landlord who tried to rip off their tenant, but ended up paying over $6.5 K.

Landlord tries keeping security deposit, loses in court and is told to re-sod their own lawn | Posted by u/Clintosaurus_Rex 11 hours ago Landlord Tries Keep Security Deposit Ummm, No oc M About 10 years ago, my at--time girlfriend (now wife) and moved area went college an apartment near where planned start our careers say an apartment, but really basement house landlord had walled off create 2 "apartments rent place kinda crappy, but rent cheap area, and were close work.
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Landlord Threatens Court so Tenant Takes Him to Court

What a splendid little example of calling someone's bluff. This landlord was completely unhelpful and thought their threat would let them illegally keep their tenant's security deposit. After getting caught lying in court, this tenant had their ex-landlord eating their stupid words. People sometimes win against their landlords, like this guy who got contractual revenge on his landlord or this person who staged a coup d'etat on their terrible landlord.

Landlord threatens court but tenant goes anyway and wins | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/bripotato 20 hours ago Ex-landlord says he'll "see court take him court instead and win. oC L Tldr; basically title. Brief backstory couple years ago an apartment with my friend and younger sister. My sister violent towards my friend and and ended up having get restraining order against her. She brought dog without permission, which caused some damage unit informed my landlord incidences violence and dam
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Tumblr Thread: Wild Overheards From Court Reporter

It's a miracle that court reporters can keep straight faces. This fun Tumblr thread takes a look at all the kinds of crazy stuff court reporters overhear while on the job. 

An interesting Tumblr thread about wild overheards from a court reporter | ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are sexually active? WITNESS: No just lie there. ATTORNEY is date birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY old is son one living with WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five can't remember which. ATTORNEY long has he lived with WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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Funny Lawyer's Free Legal Tips Shouldn't Even Need Saying

These free legal tips shouldn't come as a surprise. Honestly, if these bits of advice are anything but funny to you, there's a decent chance you're gonna find yourself in jail for a dumb reason. Sure there are dumb laws that get enforced from time to time, but lawyers see tons of crazy and dumb stuff that no right-minded person should ever find themselves experiencing.

Free funny legal tips and fails from a lawyer on facebook | L. Scott Briscoe's Free Legal Tips February 19,2014 Free Legal Tip Day #2 using friend's urine an attempt pass drug screen, drug test friend first Like Comment Share
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Guy Doesn't Know Courtrooms Have Dress Codes

You can learn something new every day. In this case, the dude didn't realize that courtrooms have dress codes. So, being oblivious he turned up to court, and found himself talking to a judge that ultimately enlightened him on the existence of dress codes in courts. Fortunately, it sounds like the judge was understanding of his brain hiccup, and that it all worked out. 

Guy doesn't realize that courtrooms have dress codes | TIFU by not knowing courtrooms had dress codes. FUOTW those are as unaware as l am, don't wear shorts, flip flops, or hats into court went go pay ticket (expired tags) at my scheduled time and saw "NO SHORTS, FLIP FLOPS, HATS, UNTUCKED SHIRTS bold letters on door. Fortunately front desk had extra slacks on hand this very thing. Unfortunately slacks were size 32, and haven't been size 32 since high school big guy who's been "blessed" with
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The Crazy Stuff Court Reporters Overhear

This fun thread sheds light on all the ridiculous things that court reporters overhear while on the job. It's a true wonder that they can keep a straight face. People come to court to air out all kinds of mind blowing grievances. 

The crazy stuff that court reporters overhear | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place | ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are
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28 Free Legal Tips Every Moron Needs to Know

You can trust that L. Scott Briscoe has your back in whatever idiot-headed chicanery you find yourself "wrongly accused of." In any case, the man needs some numbers on bus benches we can call the next time we really get in deep when it's "no fault of our own." For more lawyer themed shenanigans, here are courtroom stories from a tumblr thread spotlighting how crazy it is that court reporters can keep straight faces.

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A Hilarious Story On The Funniest Court Case Someone's Ever Seen

You never know what kind of crazy you might encounter in the middle of a tense court case. They're just ripe for all kinds of unexpected madness and hilarity to break out. This particular court case made for one wild ride! 

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Tumblr Thread Spotlights How Crazy It Is That Court Reporters Can Keep Straight Faces

Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!

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10+ Of The Funniest Ways Lawyers And Defendants Blew Their Court Cases

Legal counselors shared the biggest fails they've witnessed in the courtroom from lawyers and defendants. These are absolute gems. Sometimes, especially in tense courtrooms where the pressure's high and people's nerves are fried, EVERYTHING comes undone. 

If this list left you wanting some more courtroom drama, check out some of the most obscure laws lawyers have ever used in cases right here!

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The law is the law. 

This woman from Providence, RI parked her car at 9:58 am in a spot that was clearly marked 8 to 10. What is a judge supposed to do, let her go? What is this the magical lawless land of Discovery Zone? I think not. 

Watch this judge throw the book at her. 

Just kidding, he's really fun and funny, and this video is great because he's not a total dick about it.