These people are ready to confess about lying under oath now...
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You never know what kind of crazy you might encounter in the middle of a tense court case. They're just ripe for all kinds of unexpected madness and hilarity to break out. This particular court case made for one wild ride!
Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!
Legal counselors shared the biggest fails they've witnessed in the courtroom from lawyers and defendants. These are absolute gems. Sometimes, especially in tense courtrooms where the pressure's high and people's nerves are fried, EVERYTHING comes undone.
If this list left you wanting some more courtroom drama, check out some of the most obscure laws lawyers have ever used in cases right here!
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The law is the law.
This woman from Providence, RI parked her car at 9:58 am in a spot that was clearly marked 8 to 10. What is a judge supposed to do, let her go? What is this the magical lawless land of Discovery Zone? I think not.
Watch this judge throw the book at her.
Just kidding, he's really fun and funny, and this video is great because he's not a total dick about it.
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Language Warning: Both the judge and defendant in this case throw around some very NSFW language.
Here's the full performance by the voice actors at the SDCC this year:
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This whole situation just really stinks.
A New Jersey man is facing charges after wiping a police summons "between his butt cheeks" and throwing it at an officer.
The 45-year-old man is reportedly facing a felony for purposely causing the officer to come in contact with bodily fluids during the incident this summer.
The indictment alleges that the man threw the summons in the direction of the officer after "placing it between his butt cheeks" and "wiping the paper in an upward and downward motion."
Dang, Jersey man. You're giving Florida man a run for his money.
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This was a memo actually issued to the employees of QC Marts, an Iowa-based chain of convenience stores, back in March. The owner of the chain announced a contest in which employees would guess which of their number would be the next to get the proverbial ax. Four employees, who for some reason felt uncomfortable turning on their coworkers like rabid wolves, quit in protest. QC Marts denied them unemployment benefits, arguing they had quit voluntarily, until a judge ruled against the chain yeste
